12.07.2010

Santa Claus was Fired!!! For Being a Perv!

The 68-year-old retired caretaker who has played Santa at Macy's in San Francisco was fired for making pervy remarks to customers.

The San Francisco Chronicle reports the dude made the mistake of breaking out some of his R-Rated humour on an uptight older broad and her hubby.  After playing the jolly, pro-consumerism icon for over 20 years, the faux Santa was cold busted by the couple and afterward said:

"When I ask the older people who sit on my lap if they've been good and they say, 'Yes,' I say, 'Gee, that's too bad,' " Toomey said Monday.  "Then, if they ask why Santa is so jolly, I joke that it's because I know where all the naughty boys and girls live."

Now, I'm all for a dirty joke and dick and fart jokes are really my bread and butter but the last part just begs to be taken as a pedophile joke which I ain't down with!  I'm pretty sure it's not how he meant it but in a world where we now value feelings over truth-telling, you have to keep these kind of jokes to yo' self!  Or at least restrict them to people you know aren't super-sensitive and lame!  I don't fault the guy for cracking a joke and he did so in San Fran, which is a pretty hip and happening city (I mean come on, it's not like they were in the meth-infused bible-belt or something) but in a post-Imus, pro-woman world seems like this shit don't fly anymore anywhere.        

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