Not too sure what's going on here, but Paris Hilton's former sidekick Nicole Richie got married and passed on her pictures to German tabloid "In" because the American magazines wouldn't pay an alleged $100,000 for the images. Bitch please! Who does she think she is? Suri Cruise?
Maybe in 2003, big maybe!
What's that all about anyway? Doesn't America care that the one-time party girl has gone and cleaned herself up, turning into a happy, little desperate housewife? You were all happy enough to watch her speed down the highway the wrong way and stumble out of bars totally wasted but now nothing! I mean come on! Teen Moms get more coverage than this did!
Today the pictures have gone viral, so you slobbering, wedding-crazed beasts can drool over her sick Marchesa dress and marvel at how cute the kids looked, but as for getting your hands on a magazine, Viel Glück!
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