Lindsay Lohan Stalked...By Sam Lutfi!!!

Oh no girlfriend!  You gotta nip this shit in the bud a-s-a-p!

Starfucker Sam Lutfi is allegedly going after LiLo and her ahem, career, in a new, nefarious plot to try to destroy young Hollywood...

Mwa-ha-ha-ha!!!

Seriously, what the eff is wrong with this douchebag? 

It's being reported that Brit Brit's own personal psycho Sven Gali of yore has got his sights set on Lindsay sending her gasp! a text!  A TEXT!!!

Apparently the mouth breathing Sam sent a derogatory text about mother hen Dina to Lindsay and Michael, being the stand up father he is, told him he would tear his fucking heart out if he fucked with his money maker never to text Lindsay again.

Seems like much ado about nothing...but she should probably block crazy pants' number.