11.20.2010

Paris Hilton Starts Community Service

She is not exactly the smartest cokehead in the cokehead jar so when Paris got busted again last August for cocaine possession it wasn’t exactly a shock.  She tried the good old “it’s not mine” defence before admitting it was in a September trial and was punished with 200 hours of community service and a $2000 fine…she pisses 2000 bucks so hopefully the community service takes a toll on her.

She was spotted with the Hollywood Beautification Team to paint over the gang graffiti on the buildings.  She wore their standard yellow shirt but accessorized it with black skinny pants and matching black heels because she is mildly retarded.

Pfft - is it weird these losers show up to do community service in heels?  Don’t they realize that they’re going to be getting down and dirty?  It’s not a club sweetie, it’s punishment…but hey, they’re your huge privileged feet that’ll get blisters not mine. 

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