Prostitution whore...sex tape star...ex-con...reality vixen...plastic surgery nightmare...pop singer!
Who can keep up with the many slutty and illicit hats that Danielle Staub wears these days? She has just released a God awful video called "Cry" about how she was abused by her ex-husband. I assume it isn't the ex-husband that showed up on the Real Housewives of Jersey but the other one. You know, the one that she said played Russian Roulette in her most private of areas, hung her dog and beat the snot out of her on a daily basis?
Domestic abuse is no joke but this woman has as much credibility as Spencer and Heidi.
Anyway, the video is up at Gawker.com and against my better judgment I watched the stupid thing. Porno is one thing but acting is another and we can clearly see her bread is not buttered on the side of the latter. Basically the video has some poor schmuck in it who walks around while she's trying to emote sadness through her Botox. Her fake lesbian girlfriend wrote the fake lyrics for her before they fake broke up.
I don't know who the Hell is singing this piece of crap but it doesn't sound like her at all and the lip-synching is terrible in a distracting sort of way. Like when you watch the Devil's Advocate and Keanu Reeves' southern drawl mysteriously keeps going in and out.
It makes me cry but not because of the strength of the song or the video but because some bored asshole keeps giving her the opportunity to record music.
Who can keep up with the many slutty and illicit hats that Danielle Staub wears these days? She has just released a God awful video called "Cry" about how she was abused by her ex-husband. I assume it isn't the ex-husband that showed up on the Real Housewives of Jersey but the other one. You know, the one that she said played Russian Roulette in her most private of areas, hung her dog and beat the snot out of her on a daily basis?
Domestic abuse is no joke but this woman has as much credibility as Spencer and Heidi.
Anyway, the video is up at Gawker.com and against my better judgment I watched the stupid thing. Porno is one thing but acting is another and we can clearly see her bread is not buttered on the side of the latter. Basically the video has some poor schmuck in it who walks around while she's trying to emote sadness through her Botox. Her fake lesbian girlfriend wrote the fake lyrics for her before they fake broke up.
I don't know who the Hell is singing this piece of crap but it doesn't sound like her at all and the lip-synching is terrible in a distracting sort of way. Like when you watch the Devil's Advocate and Keanu Reeves' southern drawl mysteriously keeps going in and out.
It makes me cry but not because of the strength of the song or the video but because some bored asshole keeps giving her the opportunity to record music.
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