Newzimbabwe.com is reporting that over in Zimbabwe, a 28-year-old man named Sunday Moyo thought it would be a good idea to stick his dick in a donkey at around 4 am last Sunday morning. The poor donkey (who I'll call Clip Clop) was tied to a tree in his backyard.
When in court Moyo admitted that it indeed must have looked bad to cops that he was banging poor Clip Clop but that only a few hours earlier, the donkey was a human prostitute.
Says the sickie, "Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested. I had hired a prostitute and paid US$20 for the service at Down Town night club and I don't know how she then became a donkey."
For fuck's sake, if you're going to lie at least lie well!
He was charged with bestiality on Monday and is awaiting psychiatric treatment.
And PS - I am so sick of people having sex with innocent animals! Yes, I'm talking to you, MEN!
Stop it!
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