8.12.2011

Teen Mom Update: Gary Shirley has 11 Hour Stripper-Fest!


This dude really likes strippers!

TMZ reports that Leah's pops/Amber's punching bag Gary Shirley was seen in Miami having himself a FUCKING EPIC titfest at a strip club...Epic as in 11 straight hours of boobies!  BOOBIES!   


Day-um!

TMZ says, "According to sources inside the club, Gary kicked off the evening in the VIP area -- and then moved the action somewhere more private ... the champagne room."  Kind of using the term VIP pretty loose and fast there but whatevs...and action?  The only action Gary is getting is some palm action - if you catch my drift - wink, wink...

Now I'm not going to judge the guy - sure, he's a dad who should prob be home with that little cutie pie Leah or maybe even thinking of new ways to defend himself against that asshole Amber - but a young happening dude's just gotta get his strip club on sometimes, yo!  Not sure he needed 11 hours of strippin' but that's his call...and frankly, I find it quite PIMP!

The night of debautchery cost an alleged $5k which could've been used for little Leah's future therapy but that's neither here nor there.  When Shirley was contacted by TMZ for comment he would not divulge any further info on Tittay Fest 2011.

Amber is SOOO gonna kick his ass for this shit, man!

Images Via www.tmz.com

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