Come on, people! We need to seriously start being less crazy because I can't TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!
Though Craigslist has become so infected with assholes and fuck-ups I stay away from it - this ad for a placenta and blood-stained mattress may make the rest of you reconsider making ANY purchases from the sketchy site:
For sale is a relatively new and luxuriously comfortable queen size Tempur-Pedic mattress. It was purchased new about one year ago and the memory foam feels amazing. It will conform to your body perfectly and feels like you are sleeping on a cloud without any of the painful pressure points, tossing and turning, etc. Originally purchased for $1500, this bastion of comfort can be yours today for only $500 or the highest offer (starting high due to its sentimental value).WHAT THE GODDAMN HELL IS THIS??? Aw, hell NO! A "romantic addition"?!?! That is NOT right!
P.S. One cosmetic detail... Although there are some slightly noticeable afterbirth stains on one side of the mattress (see bottom picture), they have been thoroughly sanitized and are also shaped like a heart. This could be a romantic addition for anyone looking to add that extra spark to your love life. Placenta/bloodstains easily covered by your favorite linens. Whether you are looking for a good-luck charm to help with a child of your own or simply recognize the luxurious comfort of a top-quality mattress at a superb value, this mattress is sure to satisfy.
Peace out, Craigslist! I'm done with your crazy ass!
Image Via www.jezebel.com
No comments:
Post a Comment