Man, some people are just BEGGIN' to be bitch slapped!
The Daily Camera is reporting that Danielle Blankenship, some 21-year-old bleached out jerk who lives in Boulder Colorado, was arrested on Tuesday when the popo came to her crib on a domestic dispute call and found a cat, Muffin, "...passed out cold at the bottom of the stairs."
The worst woman on the planet's boyfriend told police that she was smoking heroin and blowing the smoke in Muffin's face! Basically poisoning the poor thing. The beautiful bastard was taken to the Humane Society of Boulder Valley, where they were able to revive Muffin briefly, but Muffin had run out of lives and the time had come to pass away. Tonight I'm going to give Muffin a "one for my homey" shout out pour...I suggest you all do the same.
Blankenship has since been charged with third-degree assault and misdemeanor animal cruelty. She pled not guilty to both charges. Do me a favor and if you see this chick kick her in the crotch for me - you can totally blame it on me. I don't mind.
RIP Muffin. Wish you were more like that supercat Amelia...you may have still been alive and you totally could've pissed in her mouth while she was sleeping in fiendish retaliation.
Image Via BPD
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