7.22.2011

Teen Mom Update - Kyle Dumped Maci and Leah Joins Twitter


In the ridiculous world of Teen Mom nothing is sacred!  Not even a diary...

That's where Kyle King found out that his woman Maci was still in love with Ryan, her hot but stupid baby daddy.  He read the sucker!  Just like he was in a bad episode of The Cosby Show...

OK Magazine says, "Maci left her diary on a table in their Murfreesboro, Tenn., apartment. Kyle couldn’t resist opening it and learned, to his horror, that Maci’s hormones are still racing for her ex Ryan Edwards, the diesel-mechanic baby daddy to her 2-year-old son, Bentley.  Maci wrote that she’ll always love Ryan and that she really misses him.  And how they’ve got great sexual chemistry."

Ooooh!  Unintentional burn!!!

This sent Kyle into a tizzy of tears and he broke up with the Teen Mom hottie who tried to explain it was all meant in a "love" not "in love" sort of way.  No word on how she explained away that sex comment though - snap!

She's now pissed at him for reading the stupid diary - really, who the fuck has a diary???  Let alone has a diary when they're older than 10-years-old?  Crazy teen moms!  She says she's a "devoted diarist" like saying that makes it better...trust me, it doesn't.

They are currently broken up over the fiasco "...and they haven’t talked in, like, a week," says an obviously teenage source.

In other teen mom fuckery, Leah (the little kid whose mom beats the shit outta her dad in front of her) got herself a Twitter account!  Glory be!  Now I can tweet Leah you guys!!!  Pffft!

Why anyone would want to tweet an effin' two-year-old is beyond me and my scope of normalcy but her fatass, punching bag dad Gary set one up for her nonetheless and she has about 8500 followers so...yeah.

Gary wants to clarify that it's him Tweeting though (just in case you're fucking stupid and thought it was a two-year-old - lol):  "This is for her sayings, things she's doing, etc. It's all me tweeting!"  He said like an idiot.  He also claims Leah does not actually read the Tweets.  Wow.

I think MTV is starting to fry my brain, man!

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