Or perhaps does both at the same time!!! Ay Carumba!
Court papers have leaked stemming from the sexual harassment suit against Brit by her former bodyguard, Fernando Flores. The papers include some gnarly-ass new dirt on the pop princess including all sorts of intriguing stories of alleged nose-picking and an apparent aversion to deodorant.
Stinky bitch...
Now keep in mind, this suit was filed by the dude who says Brit Brit got all buck nekkid and "paraded" around in front of him and that she used to beg him for sex so...grain of salt.
Generally the papers seem to highlight two mayjah topics - Britney's "drug use" and her personal hygiene (or lack thereof). Let's start with the claims that she is a disgusting dirtpig who picks her nose, shall we?
The papers say, "She broke wind or picked her nose unselfconsciously and unapologetically before Plaintiff [Flores] and others and she was constantly and gratuitously loud and profane in her speech...She did not bathe for days on end, did not use deodorant, did not brush her teeth, did not fix her hair, did not wear shoes or socks...Her lackluster grooming is paramount in the suit because Flores insists that is why "the sexual advances of Spears were unwanted..."
Bitch, please! She's country, y'all! FUCK! And eff him if ho farted like a gassy old man and picked her nose "unapologetically." Why would she apologize to him? HE works for her!
According to Flores, he suffered psychological damage, anxiety attacks, depression and insomnia as a result of Britney's alleged harassment. Pfft! Harassment? Just because she's a filthy pig who grew up in a swamp with her grit-eating pa and she disgusts you with her stank doesn't mean you can sue the bitch for $10 mill!
The drug use allegations state that Britney used various drugs including methamphetamines and a drug used to treat heroin or morphine overdoses. "Based on his former experience as a police officer, Plaintiff [Flores] is informed and believes and alleged thereon that Defendant Spears was often under the influence of illegal prescription and non-prescription drugs, such as Ritalin, Narcon (Naloxone) and methamphetamines...Defendant Spears was mentally unstable, and personally obnoxious and demanding, requiring her staff on various occasions and for no rationally discernable reasons to address her as "Jennifer" or "Queen Bee," on other occasions, Defendant Spears would cut her hair in an erratic fashion, leaving uneven and bald spots on her head."
Oh snap! Okay, that's a little more sketchy...chicks don't generally go messin' with their weaves on their own but the whole 'she's a drug addict' deal is like, totally based on nothing!
And who the fuck is Jennifer?
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