Charlie Sheen Has No Goddesses But May Have a New Show For More Money

And that's what you call makin' a motherfucking comeback, bitches!

After the last of his goddesses left Brokedown Palace Sober Valley Ranch, Charlie was sad for about five seconds before something new and shiny distracted him from his heartfelt pain.  What was it? 

A NEW SITCOM!  Pfft!  For even more money than he was making at Two and a Half Men!  (Not in his salary but in a bigger/better back end deal.)  

RadarOnline is reporting that the MaSheen has gone and got himself a new show after his less-than-one-inch-from-death binge and departure from television.  Lionsgate Entertainment has supposedly bought 10 eps with the option to pick up 90 more dependent on ratings.  Frankly, RadarOnline has become a bit of a shit show lately with a lot of their crap not checking out so I'm going to go with...no he didn't...never happened.

Why am I shitting in his Cornflakes, you may wonder?

Two words, tiger blood loose cannon.  No one wants to insure an unstable dude who keeps driving his cars off the fucking cliffs on Mulholland, that's just bad business.

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