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Some doucher in Fort Wayne was charged with inhaling toxic vapors for the 48th time when his wife called the popo and told them he was huffing some paint in their apartment last Thursday.
She said they got into an argument and he went upstairs to "huff paint" because apparently, that's just how this dude rolls!
Local news source, www.wane.com reports, "When the officer opened the door, the entire apartment smelled of paint fumes and Kelly was found sitting on the couch with his shirt off, and his hands, mouth, nose and chin covered in silver paint. Police said Kelly had a can of silver spray paint in his right hand and a paint-covered plastic bag in his left. The officer said Kelly had a dazed, glassy-eyed look about him and was unsteady on his feet. Kelly was taken to the Allen County Jail and charged with inhaling toxic vapors. This incident was the 48th time Kelly was charged with inhaling since 1992."
THE 48TH TIME! Maybe this guy should go to rehab - he seems addicted lol! A handful of other sources said it was hard for cops to keep a straight face when they walked in on the huffed up husband of the year!
Guy's gotta get his shit togetha! He looks like he just sucked off a unicorn for Christ's sake!
Image Via www.wane.com
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