Well, if that ain't a bitch! Guy was prob just hanging out, watching some porn when bam! FIRE! No more porn for you cuz your ass in on FIRE! Day-um!
It's being reported that the flaming imbecile just straight-up came running out of "Golden Gate Adult Superstore" (lol SUPERstore - that's funny) in San Fran on fiyah! Scary stuff porn fans!
And get this - it just so happens that some popo were across the street to immediately call for help and in another swift kick of good luck to the balls the damn fire department was up the street responding to a different call and they came to put the guy out! This dude is the luckiest, unlucky man alive! That is AMAZING!
The manager of the XXX "video arcade" that boasts .99 cent rentals Steve Rintoul, said that "...the unidentified man was in the back of the store Wednesday evening watching a movie in a private booth, when he ran out of the adult store screaming and totally engulfed in flames." (Because there was no damage to the building, Rintoul suspects the man may have inadvertently set himself on fire while doing drugs.) Classy!
He's since been hospitalized and is recovering from his burns...Cra to the Zy.
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