2.05.2011

The Real Housewives of Miami is Upon Us

Not more of this fuckery...

Though I am a die hard Housewives fan - I mean hardcore, like I'm one of those assholes who goes online and googles them and shit so I can read about what they're doing off season - I'm not so sure that we need another Housewives installment.

But alas, here we go again...

Miami is the newest locale to be taken over by Andy Cohen and his stable of real housewives.  On February 22nd the Miami hos will be premiering and, in a strange and unprecedented move by Bravo, will go on instead of the New York season starting (that is now expected to be shown in the spring).  WTF?  I actually read that the season of New York turned out to be really boring when all was said and done so they want to re-edit.

People has the following bios of the women:

"Sunny news, Real Housewives fans: Make way for the Real Housewives of Miami – and soon.  Six ladies join the cast of the just-announced show, which will premiere Feb. 22 (10 p.m. ET), and they promise to supply plenty of heat this chilly winter. Though Bravo had initially announced that the Real Housewives of New York City would be premiering its fourth season in mid-February, the show is now expected to debut in the spring.

Who are these ladies that will be causing all the drama? Meet the cast of the Real Housewives of Miami:

Lea Black has a 9-year-old son with her lawyer husband. A strong supporter of President Obama, the Texas-born Housewife is invested in her own charitable endeavors.

Larsa Pippen is married to basketball star Scottie Pippen and was known as the “Hottest NBA wife.” A mother of four, Pippen boasts that she’s successful at everything she does.

Marysol Patton is a Miami native who runs her own PR firm, the Patton Group. A divorcee, Patton is known for throwing bashes around town and loves to spend time with her mother, Elsa, who considers herself a “seer” and offers spiritual guidance to people in town. 

Alexia Echevarria is the executive editor of Venue magazine, where she covers fashion and celebrity culture. She lives on Miami Beach with her husband Herman and has two sons from a previous marriage.

Cristy Rice was recently divorced from NBA star Glen Rice. The show will follow her single life as she juggles business (she owns a clothing store) and being a single mom.

Adriana DeMoura-Sidi is fiery and flirtatious and … newly engaged. Her personality lands her in trouble and the subject of much gossip among the ladies."

Haha...so dumb.  As a Housewives addict, I will be watching this new one but it bears repeating...not more of this fuckery.

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