Oh snap! It's all Dave's Top Ten up in here! Minus five...and Paul Schaeffer...
But I digress! Let's take a look at the top five reasons that Justin Timberlake rules mah (and our) world shall we??? (I'm going to leave off that the mofo SMOKES he's so damn hot because that's a given.)
5. He outed Britney when she lied about being little Miss Pure Ass Virgin to the world...and then years later referenced it an an SNL skit, simply saying, "He hit it." Booyah Britney! Checkmate JT! (It is unfortunate that she broke the hell down shortly after cheating on him though. No points there, that's just mean.)
4. Timberlake brought SexyBack, bitches! No one else could've sang a song like that without looking like a total toolbag. So he gets teflon points here...Charlie Sheen is the only other motherfucker whose ever gotten teflon points on a random list so trust me, it's an honor. Remember Nipplegate too? Shook that shit off faster than you can say Janet Jackson's career is over, yo! TEFLON!!!
3. Is for Dick in a Box. This dude has totally saved Saturday Night Live's lame ass in the last couple of years! He got an effin' Emmy for that! I'm not too sure if the award statue actually says "Dick" on it, but that'd be pretty funny, eh? I laugh when people say the word "unit" though, so I think my sense of humor may be a little off.
2. Justin took a corporal to a marine ball when she asked him to go publicly via Youtube. Granted, he couldn't have really said no (I mean come on! They're killing Osama and shit and he's going to say no? Don't think so.) He does have the aforementioned teflon factor but no one fucks with the troops, man. Heroes among men...Shout out troops! Much love! Mwah.
1. Mother Lover. Enough said.
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