Winner In Amy Winehouse Death Pool Gets An IPod

Man!  I know I may be a dick most of the time but I don't eff with dead people!  It's tacky and generally just plain rude...

Unbeknownst to me there has been a website online since 2007 where people could predict when Amy Winehouse would die.  The dude who runs the sucker posted two days after Amy died, "Since we launched this site we've had hundreds of thousands of hits, 237 hate mails telling us we're the devil in disguise and 96,026 people who left their predictions.  Out of all those entries only 4 were correct. The first person to do so did it on December 21st 2007 and we've called her the winner of the iPod Touch. We will be contacting her via email."

Naw bro!  Too sick!

The winner also receives the title Mr. or Mrs. Death (though I'm not too sure how official these titles really are.)

Congratulations?

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Lady Gaga Mourns Amy Winehouse but Never Met Her

Another celebrity death, another opportunity for Lady Gaga to get press.

On Tuesday, Gag-me gave an interview to Nebraska’s 94.1 FM and opened up about how Amy Winehouse's death affected HER.
 
"I always felt kind of like an outsider — in pop music, and just from high school and I remember [Lady Starlight] looked over at me and said, ‘If she can do it, you can do it.'"  For those of you who don't know, Lady Starlight is the one who supposedly made Gaga what she is.  

"So I always felt like Amy had opened a door for girls like me who didn’t fit that exact real pop mold and [who were] real wholesome.  She was really special.  And she’s gonna be greatly missed."  Exsquise me?  WTF pop mold is she looking at?  Aside from Bieber et al. the pop mold seems pretty riddled with druggies and head-shavers to me.

Gaga said she never actually met Amy, but she remains heartbroken over the loss.  "No, I never got to meet her. I think sometimes we were in the same place, but gosh, I’m real devastated about it."

No secret this bitch rubs me the wrong way, but what is this all about???  She makes everything about her!  I give it a week before she's rockin' a beehive and singing about going to rehab.

No, no...NO! 

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Amy Winehouse - Dead at 27

Wow!

The troubled singer passed away in London today.  So far no known cause has been cited.

"Inquiries continue into the circumstances of the death," said police superintendent Raj Kohli. "At this early stage it is being treated as unexplained and there have been no arrests in connection with the incident."

She takes her place in the 27 Club along with Kurt Cobain, Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin and others and ironically is number two (after Betty Ford) in the latest string of 3.  You know the thing about how bad things like death come in threes?

Everybody keep yo' eyes on Lindsay Lohan - she may as well have the number 3 sharpied onto her damn forehead! 

RIP Amy Winehouse. 

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Amy Winehouse - Whacked Out Concert

Damn woman!  Pull it together, fuck!

Amy Winehouse was in Belgrade last night at the first stop on her fresh-outta-rehab-wahoo-let's-get-fucked-up tour and girlfriend did NOT disappoint!  She shit on that stage like she was in a porta-potty at a peanut festival...

She was over an hour late and when she finally showed her ugly mug, she stumbled around the stage like Britney Spears circa 2008.  The audience fed her the lines to her own damn songs, so they could at least hear a bit of her award-winning vocals.  Here's a tip though guys, not a great idea to buy Amy Winehouse tickets, she appears to have a very serious drug problem and cannot possibly put on a concert...actually while I'm doling out free tips, don't go to any Charlie Sheen shit either.  PS - for those of you who don't want to heed my warning, she has cancelled the rest of her dates anyways, so there.



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The Week in Break Ups

There are a few stars crying into their couture this week as a couple of high profile relationships have come to a untimely timely end...

Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn are no more.  ScarHo 26, and Penn 50, were together for five months and made headlines when she gave him a crotch rub with her foot in public and also when they attended Reese Witherspoon's wedding together.  Saw this one coming a mile away...there's only so many times she could listen to him wax political and he prob got sick of her yelling Ryan's name out in bed.   

Amy Winehouse and rehab have parted ways once again.  After only a week, wino Winehouse has peaced out of the Priory Clinic in London.  No word on if she's all better but I highly doubt it...she stopped for a bottle of vodka on the damn way in!

CamRod is o-v-e-r!  No more Yankee love for Cameron Diaz as her and Alex Rodriguez are dunzo.  It seems like just yesterday she was feeding him popcorn like she was his bitch.  "They've broken up," an insider told FitPerez. "[Cameron is] hurt and betrayed, because she tried so hard to please him ... She went overboard."  Desperate Debbie is not a good look for anyone, Cam but don't worry - you can do better anyway. 

Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston may not be friends anymore!  If this were the 90s I would totally give a shit but since JenAn's movies suck balls now and Courtney has all but faded away on some Cougar show...meh.

Aniston and Cox have not been photographed together in nearly a year and a source (which means nothing these days) has confirmed that there is "tension" between Aniston and Cox.  Apparently, Aniston has a big stick up her ass about Cox's behavior while she is separated from her husband of 11 years David Arquette.  Allegedly her behavior reminds Aniston of her own heartache with her ex husband Brad Pitt.  Aniston's rep says, "It's a complete fabrication. There was no fall[ing] out and Jennifer considers Courteney to be a dear and close friend."

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Amy Winehouse Checks Into Rehab Again...Stops for a Bottle of Vodka on the Way

Bam!  Now THAT'S what I call going to rehab! 

This chick is a trip, eh?  After throwing away one of the most promising music careers in possibly years, Amy Wino has checked herself back into rehab supposedly due to her daddy's urging.

That's not really news because Wino checkin' into rehab is like Lindsay getting arrested but aye, here's the rub...

This crazy asshole stops off on the way to pick up a bottle of vodka, gets wasted like it's nineteen-ninety-motherfucking-nine, stumbles into a hair salon's shitter, barfs all over and then comes out and says "I just puked all over your bathroom," to an employee!  Man, this girl makes Courtney Love look like an amateur!   

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Where's Amy Winehouse Now?

BEFORE

AFTER

At the bar, yo!  Where the fuck do you think she is?  Church?

After I thought she had died alone of a meth overdose screaming out Blaaaaaake like his dick was on fire, Amy Winehouse turned up last night at her favorite bar.  In her defense, she was at the famous Abbey Road studio just before getting her bar on.

She looked a lot more together than she used to but that isn't saying much - Wino was wearing more clothes than usual and we should all get down and thank the higher power that she covered up that skanky ass because, quite frankly, I was getting herpes just looking at her.

She wore a sweater - sans pants - and her trademark ballet shoes while sporting a Snookiesque tan...her face doesn't have all those damn meth sores or whatever the fuck those were all over it either which was also refreshing.

Glad to see she's looking better but really, does anyone care anymore?  We have Adele now bitch!  We care not for your antics of yore!

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Miley Cyrus' New "Friend" is Amy Winehouse's Ex

 Well ain't that weird?

Turns out bong-loving Miley's new boytoy Josh Bowman, was dating Amy Winehouse in 2009.  I'm not sure if this is a step up or down.

The two are currently co-starring in the upcoming film, So Undercover, and have been seen together in the last couple of weeks cozying up to each other. 

I don't think this one will last too long.  This dude's been with Wino Winehouse, he's more likely to be her dealer than her man.

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