This is Who Demi Moore is Banging?

Girlfriend!?!  He's so...shiny!  You should NEVER trust a shiny dude!  All reflective and tan - yuck!  Just askin' to be kicked in the nuts!

But that's neither here nor there I suppose...

RadarOnline is reporting that since Demi Moore split from Ashton Kutcher for having sex with a bunch of whores in a hot tub (allegedly) she is dating beauty mogul to the stars, Scott-Vincent Borba.

What the fuck is a "beauty mogul to the stars?"  Is that a thing?  If that IS a thing...that's a messed up thing to be.  But I digress...

The point is that the guy is all sorts of shiny ugg and she can do waaay better.  She was married to Bruce Willis for God's sake!  John McClane, man!!!

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Bruce Willis is Gonna Be a Daddy (Again)

Well, go on girl!  Good stuff!

I'm a HUGE fan of Bruce Willis and an action movie junkie so I got nothin' but love for the guy.

People reports, "The action star is expecting his first child with designer wife, Emma Heming-Willis. Willis and Heming-Willis are 'overjoyed' with this news and they look forward to welcoming this newest addition to their family."

Willis had three children by ex-wife Demi Moore before she married that cheating (allegedly) bastard Kelso - 23-year-old Rumer, 20-year-old Scout, and 17-year-old Tallulah.

Congrats!  Yippie Kay Yay and all that.

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