Kanye West Douches Out at the Grammys...Again

Haha.  Killer boots, dude!  Fashionista my ass...

Last night at the Grammys, Kanye and Kimbo (wearing a velvet suit and a housecoat for some reason) continued being awful, selfish people by throwing this years winner of Best Album, Beck some mad shade for not being Beyonce.

'Ye didn't full out pull a Taylor Swift on Beck but did make sure to take his shine and put it back on him, his good for nothing wife and that photo-shopping obsessed Beyonce.



But aye!  It wasn't enough for Yeezy to just do that.  He NEEDS the people to know that what he thinks is what they should think so he went on one of his super moronic rants about how his favorite music should be EVERYONE'S favorite music and fuck y'all if it's not, you deaf peasants!

He then proceeded to rip all the E! logo decals off the mics lol.

That's deep, yo.

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Kim's face is priceless through most of it.  She's thinking, "Fuck, I told him not to say this shit.  He told me he was gonna say all this shit in the car and I told him not to say it..."  

What's the deal anyways?  Do they like have to send Kanye tickets or what?  I'm not into banning people from shit but I am into limiting the number of stupid people that are around and I think maybe next year...

No tix for Kimye...He can rant and rave to his vadge-flashing wife at home.

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The 2012 Met Gala Barfed Up a Bunch of Fashion Last Night

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Last night the Metropolitan Museum of Art was awash with the beautiful people in all their finest gear.  All the pomp and circumstance aside, the Met Gala is about fashion...fashion and Justin Timberlake's ass...

That sweet, sweet ass...

Let's take a looky-loo and see who shut that shit down and who was just...shut down.

The most beautiful woman in the world wore the ugliest lace dress known to man.

Cameron Diaz covered up her man arms and channeled Helen Mirren for the night.

Chloe Sevigny went for her standard I Color Outside the Box look.

Claire Danes and Hugh Dancy looking all sorts of right!

Christina Ricci had a little mishap here when one dress tried eating another one...

Emma Stone does no wrong, yo!  She's the new Natalie Portman - time's gonna tell on that shit. ;)

Here's a picture of Gwyneth Paltrow pretending she's not older than everyone else.

HATE Jessica Alba...LOVE this dress.  Stupid Jessica Alba!

Jessica Biel wore her curtains and LOOK!!!  There's Justin Timberlake's fine ass!!!  Gratuitous Justin Timberlake picture topless in black and white coming up >

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Oh yeah!  That's the stuff!

Back to the Met though...Kristen Stewart wore this ridiculous shit and forwarded that memo right over to...

...Mary-Kate Olsen who threw on some mad black satin - lol WTF is this?

I'm guessing that Sarah Jessica Parker sent the aforementioned Wear Ridiculous Shit memo.  Yikes!

Rihanna can't really look bad, but I've seen her look hella better.

This is Rachel Zoe's skeleton covered up in loose white bandages.  Someone should prob call 911 ASAP...

Giselle Bundchen Brady looks fine as hell but I can't even look at Tom Brady any more.  #AntiFauxhawk

And the WTF award goes to granny panties herself, Elizabeth Banks!  That is not a good look, dude!  Thatisall.


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The Hell is This? Beyonce Looks White on her New Album Cover - PIC

What is this?  Seriously, what the hell IS this?

Beyonce's new album cover (the one being used to re-promote her fourth album) shows a very sexy, very WHITE Beyonce on it and it is just weird as all hell.

Really girlfriend?  We doin' this now?

But not to worry, even though she's taking a page straight out of the Michael Jackson BlackIsWhack playbook, she is still her beautiful ebony self in real life.

Damn, Beyonce - you're better than that!

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Jay-Z and Beyonce Called Their Baby Blue Ivy

Seriously.  They called her Blue Ivy, like she's a freakin' comic book character or paint swatch or something...but hey, celebs seem to be having some secret contest to see who can name their kid the weirdest shit or something and Jay-Z has more money than God so...I'm just going to go with it.

It all went down in New York on Saturday (I've been on a bit of a New Years leftover booze bender up in here so shit is gettin' reported late.  My bad.)  Beyonce had a C-Section and both she and the kid are fine.

They are saying Ivy stands for IV as in roman numeral 4 - the number is the date of both their birthdays.  God knows what Blue is for...Maybe she likes to give Jay-Z mad blue balls (which is not cool according to mah man!), maybe it's their fave color, maybe it's just because it's the color of the damn sky...who knows?  The point is, just because the name is shitty and stupid doesn't mean that the kid is gonna be any less badass and disgustingly rich.

So go on, girl!  You're set for life, little Blue Ivy!

Congrats to Beyonce and Jay-Z!

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Jay-Z Doesn't Want His Daughter to be Like One of Those "Rich Socialites"

Amen brutha!  99 problems and all that...

When asked about parenting recently, Jay-Z said this of his upcoming diva. 

"Providing — that's not love. Being there — that's more important. I mean, we see that. We see that with all these rich socialites. They're crying out for attention; they're hurting for love. I'm not being judgmental — I'm just making an observation. They're crying out for the love that maybe they didn't get at home, and they got everything. All the material things that they need and want. So we know that's not the key."

They ARE crying out for attention!

Attention starved little bitches!

Thank god he's not down with creating another Kim K.  My ass can't take that shit!  I swear I can pinpoint the shitty current state of the world to when Paris got famous.

Some time when I'm not so busy, I'll let you guys in on some of my theories...

Minds will be blown.

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Kelly Rowland Effs Up Beyonce's Baby Secret - Spills That It's a Girl

Beyonce probably wants to slap the shit out of Kelly Rowland right about now.  For realz. 

When Rowland was "dishing" (ugh) about her much more successful counterpart's pregnancy and what she might get for the upcoming hip hop baby at the shower she ignorantly said, "I don't know, I think her dad is gonna give her everything anyways, all I can give her is love."

Now don't even THINK we didn't catch all that HER shit, bitch.  And this is off topic but "all I can give her is love?"  Yeesh, at least try to sound sincere! 

Beyonce has yet to confirm that it is in fact as girl but I believe we CAN confirm that that was a pretty douchey move by Rowland.  She's prob still pissed she got left in the Pulse-scented dust along with what'sherface.

In that case - checkmate, you nipply minx.  Checkmate.

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Beyonce Has a Bun in the Oven

Fuck the VMAs!  It was all about Beyonce and her unborn Jay-Z Junior as news of the hip hop knock up went global.  Faster then you could ask who Lady Gaga was rippin' off now, the VMAs sunk like MySpace stock after Mrs. Jay-Z dropped the preggers bomb on the pre-show carpet. 

Nah, it actually did NOT stop the world when Beyonce and Jay-Z announced a super baby - but for a hot second it did seem like it. 

Anyways, let's cut the shit and get to the facts here.  Last night while sashaying down the black carpet in a loose red gown, Beyonce announced that after more than 3 years of marriage she was sperminated by her Boo, Jay-Z.  The two are very in love and super excited yadda yadda yadda...

Her publicist later confirmed the news.  Holla!

I didn't watch the show because I had better shit to do but I hear she was mauling that baby bump all night...all the while free-basing baby love and gushing with placenta-based pheromones.  But I digress...  

Congrats to the power couple...that baby's going to have it made!

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Was Beyonce's Dad Fired For Stealing From Her???

Well, I certainly hope not! 

TMZ has some docs showing that Mathew Knowles claims Live Nation told Beyonce that he "...had stolen money from Beyonce on her most recent tour or otherwise taken funds that [he] was not entitled to."  Daddy noooo! 

Beyonce's law firm conducted an audit and concluded Mathew had been stealing from his own daughter!  Beyonce then, quite famously, fired his ass!

He insists the accusations are false, and he filed the papers to give him the right to take depositions of people at Live Nation, so he can see how they came to the conclusion he was a thief.

Well, if that ain't a son of a bitch!  I gotta say the dude kind of seems like a shady motherfucker who would steal a mill or two...but that may just be me.  Michael Lohan and those Jenner assholes have made me doubt all good parental sense in Hollyweird!  They gots me thinkin' everyone be shady bitches!  Such a shame...

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