New Mel Gibson Tapes! New Mel Gibson Tapes!

I'm not too sure about this because I can't totally tell it's him but apparently this is the latest promised RECORDING of Mel Gibson being all bitchy ass Mel Gibson.

Joe "Showgirls" Eszterhas sent them into thewrap.com or some such nonsense and now they are pubic PUBLIC!

Dude's fucking lost it...Someone call up Intervention, man!

Paging Dr. Drew...

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The Guy Who Wrote Showgirls Says Mad Mel Still Hates Jews...And Now John Lennon

Ugh!  Is there an off switch on this motherfucker???  He's so angry!  Why's he so angry???  Isn't his life all about bitches and money?  Biggie always said that's the best life...

So - though I'm totally down with people being able to say whatever the hell they want, I can't stand racist/cultural slams and homophobic slurs...insults like that are for people who call all their pasta spaghetti...they're for mouth breathers who can't think of anything better to say...dregs...

Anyways, Mel LOVES to make mouth breather comments like these and often gets taped doing so.  The latest jew-hating tapes come from none other than the guy who wrote the cinematic masterpiece known as Showgirls, Joe Eszterhas! BAM!  Jessie Spano banging Orson in a swimming pool!  I know you pictured it!

So good but sooo bad...

Apparently, Mel is back to living inside his cuckoo clock of hate and has just been a GD nightmare on production of their new movie about Judah Maccabee - who, from my understanding, is like the friggin' Justin Bieber of jews.  Showgirls guy says that during work Mad Mel constantly called jews "hebes", said the holocaust was mostly "a bunch of horseshit" and told him that John Lennon had a messiah complex and "deserved to be shot."

I didn't even know John Lennon was jewish lol.  Whatevs - Mel needs to slow his roll, man!  He's like one of those people who goes from site to site fighting with random people in the comment sections...he's free-wheeling with his hate - Me?  I like to save my mad up for when it's warranted - like when some BITCH cuts me off in traffic and even then I usually just throw some nasty side eye at them for a while and flip them off.

Anywho, the important thing here is that there are TAPES!!!  Mel Gibson tapes are the BEST tapes!  Remember when he was screaming his fool head off at that stupid woman he knocked up to give him a blow job???  What the fuck was that?!?  Recording devices have totally ruined Rigg's badass legacy...(I named my cat after that Lethal Weapon character, dammit!  Now I can't even look at him without feeling the jewish guilt!)      

But hey - at least he didn't call any women Sugartits - that's...something...

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No One Wants to See Mel Gibson's Beaver

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Mel Gibson: Asshole or Misunderstood?

I'm gonna go with...asshole.

Though I can appreciate that everyone freaks out every now and then and I know bitches can be crazy...but it's not so much that he freaked out, it's what he said when he did.

Of the infamous tapes where Mad Mel proclaimed such gems like "If you get raped by a pack of niggas it'll be your fault!" and "I'll report her...and take money from the fucking wetbacks" he insists that they were edited.  Duh, we know they were edited - they sound more edited than a GD episode of The Hills but the thing is - you still said that shit!  I don't care what context it was in!

Of the whole mess Mel has finally spoken out saying, "I’ve never treated anyone badly or in a discriminatory way based on their gender, race, religion or sexuality -- period. I don’t blame some people for thinking that though, from the garbage they heard on those leaked tapes, which have been edited. You have to put it all in the proper context of being in an irrationally, heated discussion at the height of a breakdown, trying to get out of a really unhealthy relationship. It’s one terribly, awful moment in time, said to one person, in the span of one day and doesn’t represent what I truly believe or how I’ve treated people my entire life."

Well fuck me, eh?  I guess we should all just ignore the disgusting tapes because he's never treated anyone badly in real life based on gender, race, religion or sexuality (which BTW isn't exactly 100% true - he's gone off on Jews before and treated Oksana like shit).  That's your baby mama, foo'!  You shouldn't be yelling at her to give you blow jobs in the jacuzzi!  Your kids are gonna hear that!

You guys buying Mel's "apology" slash explanation?

PS - for more of Mel's quotes - as presented by super-cute kittens check out this link.

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