Jenelle Evan's Fiance Nathan Griffith Got Arrested Again

Called this one...

Super arrestable Teen Mom 2 couple, Jenelle Evans and Nathan Griffith, are in hot water with the local popo again after Nathan was arrested when cops were called to the couple's shack twice on Wednesday.  He was charged with criminal domestic violence.

Nathan is just one of a long list of hapless bastards - who chose Jenelle Evans as a soulmate - to do time in the clink for altercations with the Teen Mom non mom.  Exes Kieffah, Gary and fellow Olive Garden groupie Courtland all did a stint for similar accusations.

If you ask me, they ALL seem to have pretty piss poor relationship skills.

Sez the police report >

-Griffith entered the master bathroom inside the home and pinned Evans to the toilet and forcibly removed her engagement ring. The altercation left Evans with a cut on her finger, the report said.

-An MTV security crew ran inside the home during the altercation after hearing Evans screaming.

-Griffith told police he never touched Evans and that she took the ring off, causing the cut.

These jerkoffs need to get a couple of J-O-B's, yo.  Too much damn free time on their hands...

Nathan's in jail and is set to have a bond hearing today.  No word on that yet.    

Jenelle alluded to the brawl on twitter but hasn't gone into details.  She is currently in a custody battle with her mother Barbara Evans over Jace, the 5 year old son she barely had custody of, so this shit is not a good look.

Griffith has a daughter Emery he doesn't have custody of either (yeesh) and the two have custody of a son Kaiser together.  

Obvi I don't wish any sort of violence on anyone but Jenelle isn't exactly known for being the most truthful person.  For realz...Watch out for her, boys!  

And for fuck's sakes stop knocking her up and getting engaged to her!

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Teen Mom OG is Upon Us - Check out the Trailer - VIDEO

Amber Portwood, Catelynn Lowell, Maci Bookout and that little porn freak Farrah Abraham are back, yo! The original cast of MTV's Teen Mom return in Teen Mom OG on March 23rd after a five year hiatus during which the gals did a mish mash of VH1 appearances and a couple of pornos.

Bitchin'.

Check out the trailer >

It doesn't show too much save for the fact that they are all pretty anti-crazybitch and don't want Farrah and her shenanigans back on the show.

There's another vid clip of the upcoming season that shows Farrah yelling at a few producers (they be breaking the fourth wall this season *rolls eyes*) while her poor eyebrow-tweezed daughter looks on.

IMO that vid is actually a lot more entertaining than the trailer.  That girl is a hot goddamn mess.

Like I said, shit starts on March 23rd...

#SaveBabyGoo

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Jenelle Evans and Nathan Griffith Break Up...on Twitter

Freakin' shit show...

So it looks like resident Teen Mom morons Jenelle Evans and Nathan "Mongo" Griffith have ended their super trashy relationship just weeks after getting engaged.  Nathan appears to be the one who ended it via a couple of fuck you very much tweets.

Mongo no like!  Mongo feel mad!

I don't know what the eff happened to get Mongo's panties in a bunch but I do know that Jenelle's ex-husband Courtland came rollin' into town and some sort of trouble ensued...

It came to a head today when Mongo posted his above Me No Happy tweets and Courtland got all super sap and posted some shit about his undying love for roast beef.

Awwww...I'm kinda crushing on Courty B right now...

Jenelle hasn't replied to any of the boy drama but did just tweet and delete this >

Not too sure if someone texted him this (lol I have like no facts on this blog post - they're confusing y'all!) or what but Yowza!  Jenelle goes apeshit when he talks to another chick!  Looking at sexy bikini pics is, I'm sure, frowned upon.

Ugh.  I miss Kieffah.

UPDATED:  They are back together and have yet to mention the shit show that ended their union on twitter...ain't love grand?

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Farrah Abraham is Releasing a Second Porno

Man!  This chick's giving me whiplash with her fuckery!

Farrah Abraham, of fleeting Teen Mom fame, came out about a month ago denouncing the porno industry.  I am not a porn star she yelled from atop a pile of money she made from a porn...I hate that whole industry she screamed while doing that ratchet ass crying face she's known for.  She even gave a dumbass interview  saying that "If [she] could go back in time, [she] never would've done it.  It ruined [her] life."

(Keep in mind this was all after about a year of telling everyone that it was the best decision of her life...)

So what's a gal to do after "not being" an anal porn star?  Go back to school?  Start up a restaurant with the money she's made?  Take care of her daughter and her freshly tweezed eyebrows?

Nah!  That shit is plaaayed out to Miss USAnal!  She's releasing another porn!

Yay!

The new porno is called, Farrah 2:  Backdoor and More and the "plot" seems to have something to do with that douchebag James Deen and three different fantasy fetish swings.

It's supposed to be really "hardcore" lol.  Sexy shit!

Now, I could care less if she wants to get stuffed like a goddamn turkey on camera - that's her fucking deal - but this is strange because Farrah JUST gave an interview about the "horrible" porno industry.  According to a recent interview her non porn porn star days were not as great as she made them look on twitter.  

"I was drugged and raped more than once.  I allowed the (wrong) type of people into my life.  It was a very dark time," she says of her days spent at X-rated film conventions...

Holy one fucking eighty...

More recently, she's also been telling more tales about her parents...Farrah continues to insist that they abused her, both mentally and physically.  I don't like calling foul on shit like this but since she's been proven a liar waaay more than once, I do have a hard time swallowing this.  If Farrah's parents were as abusive as she claims I highly doubt she would basically let them raise her baby goo while she's off making her sexy anal tapes.  She says she's - since 2010 - cut ties with them but videos of her at Vivid last year and a couple of shameful daytime TV appearances suggest otherwise.

Methinks she's just a trampy brat (her and her stupid sister) - and if brats don't get their way - it's on.

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Shit I Missed - Playing Blog Catch Up

I've been out of commish for a few months so Imma go ahead and give y'all a recap before I throw down any new posts.  I call this...*drumroll*...Shit I Missed.

Holding for applause...

Part One - Stupid People Do Stupid Things

So Justin Bieber is like this close to being shipped back to Canada where he'll be sipping on some mad Tim Horton's because it's colder than Lindsay's film career up in this bitch.  He's in hot water for a number of charges ranging from egging his neighbor's house (causing 20k in damage) to smacking a limo driver in Toronto.  JB seems to be trying his best to be a bad boy alas all his wannabe thug act has yielded him is a stupid looking mug shot, an arrest record and a bunch of late night chuckles.  Here's a tip JB - you can't be a badass is you've ever sang a song called Baby Baby Baby to a bunch of screaming tweens and/or came from Stratford which PS is like a breathtakingly scenic cultural wonderland of a town to grow up in.  For realz, I grew up near there, they hold friggin' Shakespeare festivals there and shit.

Miley Cyrus still has low ass self esteem or something and is still insisting on trying to show everyone her lady bits.  Though I do think she's one of the better singers out there (in shitty pop music that is) her talent is constantly obliterated by suggestive titty shots and naked wrecking ball rides.  Poor Miley was possibly poised to follow in Adele and Pink's footsteps but instead has chosen the quick fame route - now she's less likely to have a lasting career but more likely to be spit out the bottom of the porn barrel by her 30s.  Possible porn title...He Came in Me Like a Wrecking Ball.  No one steal that!  Patent pending, bitches.

Speaking of porn...

Part Two - Reality is Stranger than Fiction

In Teen Mom news...Apparently, Farrah Abraham is depressed.  Aw!  Muffin!  This chick doesn't let too many opps to be in the spotlight pass her on by so when her "celebrity" started waning she started talking!  First off, Farrah wants everyone to know she is not in porn...she has never made a porn...and she hates that industry.  Um...YOU WERE IN A PORN!  An anal porn!  That's like supaporn!  Nevertheless, it "disgusts her" that y'all think she was in a porn just because she was in a porn.  Assholes.  ;)

She's also opening up about her parents and childhood once again and says that she was abused growing up.  The non-porn porn star is flying solo on Couples Therapy (I know that doesn't make sense) where she says that her parents (who I'll admit are no treat) called her a bitch and a whore when she was younger.  Farrah claims that's why she doesn't know what real love is.  In all honesty, she's a little too cuckoo machoo to snark on...I feel like this chick may have some brain pain issues so Imma lay off her for a bit.  I hope she nabs some real help...off the television.  Stay away, Dr. Drew!      

Jenelle Evans is the only other Teen Mom people seem to like to know the 411 on.  Well!  This girl is a plethora of fuckery!  If y'all are into the show, after three engagements, one quickie marriage, two or three miscarriages/abortions and umpteen arrests, Jenelle is back and is with that stupid mouthbreather Nathan now.  She had been married to some idiot Courtland but all that poor 'Alnost Fanous' sumbitch got was a quick shout out in the beginning of the premiere and a jail stint for heroin (I'm assuming MTV didn't want to show yet another JE mantastrophe on the show.)  In real time, JE and Nathan are pregnant and keeping it.  But!  In traditional Jenelle dramatics...They both have pending charges, Nathan is currently facing jail time for a DUI and neither have any legal custody of their previous children.

Awesome.  

Part Three - Krumbling Kardashians

Once back in the day, when I was watching this idiot show on a Sunday (I like Lord Disick, what can I say?) PimpMama Kris likened her thirsty ass family to the Kennedys.  THE KENNEDYS!  Fucking Camelot and shit, yo!  You ain't no Jackie O, bitch!  At best you're Ethel and she kind of sucked.

I just threw some Ethel shade.  Feels good to be back...

Anywho, that's the moment I knew it was over...that was the Beatles 'bigger than Jesus' moment, the opposite of the Snooki getting punched moment, the moment when the Real World's Dustin admitted he was gay for pay...

And it's all been down fucking hill since.

The 'unbreakable' *rolling eyes* Khloe and Lamar broke.  She filed for divorce because he's on drugs blah blah blah cheating blah.  They both hold blame.  She was SO desperado!  In one ep she called the place he was working and told them that her Lam Lam needed to eat his lunch on time or he'd get grumpy.  Khloe wasn't a wife, she treated him like Kris treated Bruce, like a mean mommy...and no one wants to fuck mean mommy.

Now the following is ALLLLL allegedly....please place mental allegedlys in front of any sentence I write from now on.

Bruce Jenner is becoming a woman.

He grew his hair and nails long and also decreased the size of his adam's apple so he would look more feminine.

Bruce's sons Brody (Rawr!) and Brandon say that Kris is to blame because she messes with his head.

Kanye West likes fish sticks and Kim Kardashian can't read.

Fin.

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Backdoor Teen Mom Farrah Abraham Cast on VH1's Couple's Therapy

Asshole alert...or should I say BACKDOOR asshole alert?

See what I did there?

Resident porn star of MTV's illustrious (lol) Teen Mom shitshow, Farrah Abraham, has been cast in VH1's even stupider show Couple's Therapy and I knooooow what y'all are thinking!

Who would date this crazy toddler-eyebrow-tweezing bitch?

Well!  The answer is NO ONE ya sillys!  She's going all solo mish...on a show...about COUPLES!  Damn, I miss good TV...

Though any therapy prob wouldn't hurt her, THAT shit doesn't even make any damn sense!

The show is supposedly going to give her counseling on what she does wrong in relationships (which is pretty much fucking everything - remember poor Daniel?!?) and help her develop skills (they use the word 'tools' but that's just douchey psychobabble shrinks use) for coping with any man who dares to take on the biggest, most delusional bitch to ever star on an MTV show.

(Don't worry Jenelle, I seeeee you too boo!  With your gnarly nekkid pics and 140 character SCREAMS for attention....but you didn't make a porn...so choooo lose!)

Radar Online is reporting gossiping that Farrah's parents and poor little daughter Baby Goo are taping segments as well as "a few people from the past that Farrah has dated."

Word on the hobag street corner is that she tried desperately to get on last season (even faking a boyfriend to get on - apparently Radar has the sketchy ass texts between her and some dude named Carson Underwood) but producers went with Teen mom non-mom Catelynn and her whipped wannabe actor BF Tyler instead.

The "reality" show is set to start airing early in 2014 for those of you interested in that sort of thing. #Sickies ;)  

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Farrah Abraham's Sex Tape Sold - Back Door Teen Mom Release Imminent

'Swith these Teen Moms, man???  I thought the whole point of the show (which the cast shamelessly argues is true) was to show real teen moms and their hardships.  All I'm seeing are a bunch of drug addicts and fame hungry hobags.

For realz.

But drug addicts aside, OG Teen Mom's resident hobag, Farrah Abraham (the one who berates her poor parents on national television), has sold her "private" sex tape for a cool million bucks to superstar porn company Vivid.

One born every minute...

The porno will be titled Backdoor Teen Mom which is just too fucking easy to make fun of and was previously the crux of much controversy.

You see, Farrah says she hates porn, she hates that industry and she is "very religious."  Therefore she had to make something up to defend herself when she made (an apparently anal) porn.  So she told Dr. Phil and Twitter and anyone who would listen that she simply made the tape for personal use so she could look back on it when she's older and reminisce about how hot she looked banging some porn star when she was young.

Lol - I know...I don't think anyone needs to say anything.

James Deen (her porn costar) had previously outed her for her lies but this chick's whole MO is deny, deny, deny...

It's seventy minutes long and should be hitting the shelves soon in case you need a reason to poke your damn eyes out with a spoon.



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Video of the Day! Keepin' Up Wif Babarah - Spoof of Jenelle Evans Ma

Haha - this is pretty funny...

I'm a big Babs booster so to speak and I just fucking diiiie every time this woman starts screamin' on Teen Mom 2!  Jenelle I could do without (Boooo!  Crazy bitch) but give this woman a spinoff, yo!

Too bad it's not in the accent...



I am soooo Team Bahbahra!  Jenelle's a lost cause man...lol >

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Teen Mom 2's Jenelle Evans got Knocked Up Again...

Aw helllllll naw...

Teen Mom 2's resident fuck up, Jenelle Rogers is preggers again!  That is just soooo effed up!

The hot mess of an absent mother has a son Jace that her super awesome mom Babs has had custody of for about 4 years because she "can't stop smoking weed" and has generally spent the bulk of that time watching Ke$ha videos on YouTube and failing drug tests.  In the past month or so she married some bumlicker named Courtland Rogers (WTF kind of bullshit name is Courtland???) who has a history of drug abuse, a baby mama he twitter fights with on a daily basis and a criminal record.

The two lovebirds are now with child.  Awesome.  I miss Kieffer.

Jenelle announced the news on twitter because she mentions everything down to when she takes a shit on twitter and seems pretty pleased with herself that her mouthbreathin' hubby forgot to wrap his dick up one night after a Stickam sesh.  He seems equally stoked but I'm pretty sure he's just in it for the MTV check...he's like a more loser-y version of K-Fed and that's pretty damn bad.

Jenelle has allegedly been sober for two months and says she's 4 weeks along so hopefully the kid doesn't catch the ass end of her last bender or anything but I'm not too sure how long drugs last in your system or how many of her stupid special drinks she sucked down to flush the toxic shit outta her womb before baby took refuge in her belly.

Bottom line...This isn't going to end well.  Good luck, kid.

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Jenelle Evans Got Married (Not to Ke$ha Though...)

Oh shiz!

Primetime hot mess and Ke$ha supafan Jenelle Evans is Jenelle Rogers now!  She married her fiance Courtland Rogers (second fiance this year) in a quickie courthouse wedding.  The two had been dating a whopping 2 months and had been through some crazy crap in the short period including drug allegations, baby mama drama and there was even some sort of kidnapping buuuullshit.  

She's previously said that she and Courtland wanted to get hitched quickly and that there was a reason but wouldn't elaborate.  As of right now, neither has custody of their kids.

Oh and PS - He took her to the Olive Garden afterwards lol.

Good luuuuck!

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Video of the Day! Jenelle Evans Really Like Loooves Ke$ha (Teen Mom 2)

Oh snap! Ya'll watch this Teen Mom 2 trash?

I torture my man by insisting it play on the big TV Monday nights (fuck football) and Jenelle is having a BANNER season!

(Shout out to Babs though, her feisty and superawesome doughboy makin' mom, girlfriend's my jam!)

Backstory > Little Miss ThinksShesAThug has been on probation this season. She gets drug tested once a week or month or something because she smokes weed with guys in hoodies on her mom's porch while her kid's inside. Jenelle violated her probation in last week's ep by failing said drug test and this week she has to meet with her sexy lawyer Dustin (rawr!) in a shitty diner to talk about her options.  She seems down to take less jail time until she realizes that taking that sweet deal may ruin her chance to see her idol in concert so she tries to explain the magic that is Ke$ha to him...a grown man...a lawyer...lol.  Asshole.

Roll 'em!



Hahahaha!

"That's why I got all these feathers in my hair" she says??? "I bought clothes for this concert" she says??? She doesn't mention her son Jace being a deciding issue when going to jail but fucking Ke$ha is a factor?!?!

PS - by the end of the ep she had failed yet another drug test (a pop-in one) and was arrested on the spot. No word if she made it to the stupid concert...wait! I forgot..."It's not a concert, it's like Ke$ha..."

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Teen Mom Jenelle Evans is Engaged...Again

I don't even really want to post on this garbaaaaaj because the thing with resident Teen Mom fuck up Jenelle Evans is that she lies - she lies ALL the time...bitch lies so much she's even lying when she's telling the truth!

So the latest lie seems to be that she's once again (for the third time this year lol) met her soulmate!!!  Yay!  Teenage drugged out soulmates for everyone!!!  Huzzah!

What has come out of this lie is a brand spanking new engagement ring and proposal from her latest soulmate - some Kieffah wannabe named Courtland Rogers she's been dating for a whopping two months.  (Check out Starcasm for the dirt on this yokel.)

Essentially brah's just your typical reformed drug dealer with a heart of gold!  He also has a kid like Jenelle that he never sees but (also like Jenelle) claims that it's someone else's fault - His "EVIL" baby mama - whom both of them have been calling a crackhead who kidnapped her own kid on social media for the last couple of weeks.  Not sure who's fault it is that he doesn't pay child support but I'm sure marrying an MTV star will help him out with that shit.  ;)

Winner winner crackhead dinner!

She posted this to twitter >

I give it about three days until she's calling it off because that's what she does she's "sooo upset" and he doesn't "care about her at all" and possibly pulling her signature move where she screams "Leeeeeaaaaavvvvve me alooooone!" until she gets the pot she claims she needs to deal with life.

The aftermath of the engagement that will NEVER lead to a wedding has left several of her past victims/soulmates reeling...Yes, somewhere Kieffah is crying into all she left his pipe-making ass with - his beloved green hoody, Gary Head is awaiting a discharge from the Marines because she said he smacked her around after they got arrested for drugs and mama Babs is screamin' "Dammit Jaaahnelle!  I hope you have fun livin' ohn tha streets witcher boooooyfriend!"

Unreal.

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Video of the Day! Farrah Abraham "Ghetto Teen Mom" Interview

Haha!  Interview of the year!

Check out this YouTube vid from ShaneDawsonTV featuring some sort of cray cray interview with uber hateable Teen Mom, Farrah Abraham.

(It smacks of editing but who gives a shit?!?  Funny is funny...)



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Teen Mom Farrah Abraham Got a New Face

You know what this bitch needs though?  A new goddamn personality, yo!  Who talks to people like she does?

Assholes!  That's who.

Well, this particular asshole wanted a new face so she saved up all her Teen Mom money and had unnecessary surgery on her chin and nose.  The 21-year-old told InTouch that it cost a whopping $16k to get the work done but now she doesn't have to "hate anything" on her face anymore so it was worth it lol.  Yikes!

Though I'm sure it makes y'all warm and fuzzy inside that she no longer hates her own face (she's a model by the way) I'm not so sure this was such a primo financial decision.

The show ended this past season so she ain't getting any more of those fat MTV checks and she pissed away a good chunk of cash blowing her tittays up a couple of years ago.

But hey, college fund schmollege fund - amiright?

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Teen Mom Farrah Abraham's Ex Daniel Alvarez Speaks Out

If you watched last night's ep of Teen Mom, you saw uber-bitch Farrah Abraham get dipped out on at the airport by her short-lived beau Daniel Alvarez.

Even though she's a nightmare of a human being, I'll admit, I felt bad for her.  Until I read his side, that is...

Speaking to E! Online, Daniel set some things straight >

"I did watch the episode and have mixed feelings about what appears to be my last appearance on the show. I'm disappointed to see that they [MTV] jumped from a lovely dinner to me ditching her in Austin, which wasn't the case," Alvarez insists.

"The breakup happened after our dinner and after a night out on the town. It began with Farrah completely degrading not only a helpless and innocent fast-food drive-thru attendant but also two of my closest friends. At that point, I chose to cut ties with her and after a brief but direct argument, I sent her back to the hotel with a close friend of mine," he tells us. "Farrah already knew we were done and that I was not planning on taking the same flight back as her. The cameras fortunately/unfortunately didn't capture our breakup, so that is why I believe it jumped from a very merry and high-spirited scene to an unpleasant one."

Alvarez also reveals that he never had any intention to marry Abraham, despite her pushing for a ring. "I've stated before that a healthy relationship has to be cultivated over time and cannot go from a few weeks of dating to marriage. And for me, marriage is a one-time thing so I'm not looking to take a leap of faith over a six-week dating session," he says. "Farrah's name calling and continued badgering of my name has no solid backing and comes out of spite towards me. Actions speak louder than words and we've all witnessed many of hers."

Ack!  I kneeeew some shit must've went down!  To not even want to take the same flight as her back to Florida was shady as hell, yo!      

Farrah defended herself on her blog calling Daniel "immature" and saying that he "needs mental help" lol!  Ouch!  He's since done a few more interviews with WetPaint etc. (hit up google) but they're all pretty similar.

Farrah's hot and all but a hot asshole is still an asshole, ya know?

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End of Season Trailer for Teen Mom 1 - Sneak Peek VIDEO

Daaamn!  This shit looks sad as hell, yo!

Check out the sneak peek for the two final eps of Teen Mom in all their messed up glory...

Farrah gives away Sophia for a month for no apparent reason, Amber is still blaming everyone else for her psychotic episodes, Gary is a hapless victim, Tyler is sad because Butch (aka Darl - not even joking - that's his real name) is still a druggie and Maci is ever entwined in some mad baby daddy drama.

Gah!

When I was nineteen the only thing I was worried about was which bar I was going to go to that night...

Check it >

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Teen Mom Farrah Abraham is Singing Horrible Music Now

You know, I get that these young gals are a little mindfucked from being on TV so young, and I get that it's hard out there for a single mom (let alone a teen one) but do we really need to drag music into this hot mess???

Teen Mom's Farrah Abraham (the SUUUUPER bitchy one with big tits) has recorded her first (and hopefully last) music single.  It's a dance "song" called Finally Getting Up From Rock Bottom and it is the worst thing I have ever heard...

Seriously, that twitchy bitch Courtney Stodden and wannabe Barbie doll Heidi Montag have nothin' on her!

Check it out if you must > AUDIO.

Should've stuck to the modeling, honey...

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Jenelle Evans Drama - Kieffer Goes After her Ex-Fiance and Vid of Her Snorting "Drugs" Hits Youtube

Ay dios mio!

Resident Teen Mom fuck up, Jenelle Evans went to court today because of an altercation that had happened where her ex-fiance Gary Head allegedly choked her with a bed sheet.  Gary is a marine (Holla!) she was engaged to on and off for just under a year.  When they broke up it was an explosion of paraphernalia, possession and domestic abuse (allegedly) that led to a court date.

Anyone who follows Jenelle on Twitter knows that this crazy bitch is harder to keep up with than the Kardashians and twice as vile.  She hasn't had her son pretty much since he was born and she likes to date people who make weed tobacco pipes for a "living."

And PS - If someone out there can show me a pic of someone smoking tobacco OUT OF A PIPE SHAPED LIKE BRASS KNUCKLES I will apologize my ass off for ever making fun of Jenelle and her mouthbreathin', green hoodie wearing thug of a man, Kieffer Delp.

Back to the court date today though - while they were on a court break apparently some serious shit went down >

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Um?  I'm sorry but I don't speak fuckhead.

So now I guess now it's continued until August 8th but twitter is still blowin' up between the three of them...it's a real shitstorm of immaturity made worse by the fact that "someone" posted a vid of the absentee teen mom snorting something on her famed Youtube.  It was removed pretty quickly but Starcasm got their hands on a few screengrabs.

Jenelle is maintaining it was just Pixie Sticks lol >

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Jo Rivera Says Teen Mom Kailyn Lowry was a Pothead Who Smoked While Preggers

Oh snap!

Check out this Teen Mom twitter shit >

It started when one of Kailyn Lowry's fans sent her this pic...

So what's the big deal?  The big deal is that the gal in the pot pic is Jo Rivera's (her son Isaac's baby daddy) girlfriend.  Double snap!

Kailyn was all sorts of PO'd and tweeted this:

Check out Jo's response:

Yikes!  I have nothing against people who smoke pot but it's not something you should prob do while you're preggers.

Your move, Kailyn...  

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Amber Portwood to Judge - I'll ALWAYS be a Bad Girl Send my Ass to Jail

Damn!  I feel so bad for that kid, Leah!

One of the more notorious criminals on MTV's Teen Mom (yes, they have MANY criminals on TM and 16 and Stupid Pregnant - 10 by my last count), Amber Portwood, just told a judge to send her ass to jail because she thinks she will always be a "bad girl".

Shit woman!  Tell him how you really feel!  And isn't your teen mom ass only 20 or something???  Bitch, you haven't even started life yet!

The whole scene went down when the troubled reality star was in court today in regards to beating up some chick at an IHOP.  She faced 5 years in jail unless she could keep off drugs and stop beating the crap out of innocent people but she says that she just can't bear to do that.  Wow!

Her lawyer supposedly sat there with his jaw on the floor, shaking his head while his client fessed up to just wanting to be all FML throw me in jail.  Gnarly!

Portwood said she "can't stand" the drug program she has to be on to stay out of jail and if it means she has to be in the clink for her full five year sentence - she'd rather take it.

She's currently on her way to a jail in Madison where she awaits sentencing.

In other Teen Mom news, Jenelle got a boob job and a Jetta and Kieffer Delp is selling weed tobacco pipes (Via Twitter.)

I fucking WEEP for the next generation!  So sad...

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