Paris Hilton Thinks Gay Men are Disgusting/Most Have AIDS - AUDIO

See, the thing about Paris Hilton is that she sucks and basically, sometimes sucky people say sucky things.

It's just not usually caught on audio...

Check out this clip of anti-gay poop featuring non other than Miss Fancypants herself calling homosexuals disgusting and stating that most of them prob have AIDS.

Lovely!

Doesn't really surprise me.  Not really the same thing but she's been caught saying worse shit about black people...

AUDIO.

Her camp came out with this absolutely ridic statement > "Paris Hilton's comments were to express that it is dangerous for anyone to have unprotected sex that could lead to a life threatening disease."

Um...are these bitches deaf?  The hell would she use the words disgusting and ew a bunch then?  

Worst.  Warning.  Ever.

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Paris Hilton Made $1.3 Billion in 6 Years

Damn, bitch!  'SALOTTAMONEY!!!  

Ugh, just look at her shopping in that new pic up there, all DAAAMMNNN, I am one rich motherfucker!, pretending she's not all single-white-female-ing Kim Kardashian with the hair.

You is NO KIM K, honeychild!     

UsWeekly is reporting that Paris Hilton, part of the one percent since conception, is worth more than some small countries at a cool $1.3 billion - and ho did it in 6 years!  Best thing I've done in the past 6 years is manage to not kill my cat, The Judge.  (Editor's Note:  Wittle piece of angel food cake!!!)

Anyways, other than being an amateur porn star and mad coke head, she credits 35 stores, 17 product lines, a racing team, 14 perfumes, a shitty album and more recently a chain of something called the Paris Hilton Beach Club with bulking up her overpriced silk Chanel pockets.

I have never bought a Paris product (I'd sooner shoot myself in the face) but I did watch The Simple Life when that funny smartass Nicole Richie was on it...

...and now I just feel SO DIRTY!  

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Happy Halloween! Check Out What Some Celebs and Reality Stars Wore ...

Happy Halloween!

Here's a few of the celebrity costumes that hit the town last weekend while I was at a party, not dressed up and pouring a drink in my lap (freakin' Vodka! Sorry Julie!)

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Former Real Housewife of New York Alex McCord with Simon VanKempen dressed as monsters with "chums" Johan and Francois.

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Beverly Hills Housewife and Frasier-hater Camille Grammer dressed as a pirate and spent the night with her kids Mason and Jude. 

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 Coco (T?) dressed as a...whore? Skank? I have no idea what this is but her ass is HUGE!

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Gwen Stefani took a break from being super fucking awesome and urban to dip her toe in the Disney pond and went as a princess.

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Heidi Klum went all out as usual!  She was at her own party dressed as a body (complete with intricate vein-work.)  It's always nice to see a hot chick NOT dressed up as a complete slore for Halloween.  Take note ladies - Halloween is supposed to be scary...And sexy nurses and half-nekkid kittens are NOT scary!

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Oh snap!  Check out Arnold Jr. here!  Granted he's not a celeb, but Arnold's love-child with grandma Mildred Baena there sure is looking like the celeb who fathered him.  Barbarianism must run in the family...

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 JWoww and Roger looked pretty dope as gangstas at a weekend party, but judging by the people in the background, EVERYONE went as gangstas!  Cool points 10 Originality Points 0.

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Ahhh!  Kim K!  I could rip on this vapid porn-tape star for days!  I love to make fun of Kim!  She went as Poison Ivy (not the horny Drew Barrymore character but the one from Batman.)  I just want to throw this out there - Dear Kim, if you can name ONE other character from the Batman comics (not in one of the movies) I will never make fun of you again. Oh and PS - way to have a wedding and a divorce in less than three months, dumbass.  Really shows people you believe in the sanctity of marriage. 

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Kim Zolciak of Atlanta Housewives is looking good after poppin' out that kid, yo!  I'm not too sure what this costume is but I see the Svedka logo and vodka is my fave so 10 out of 10!  Everybody DRINK!

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Another Bev Hills Housewife stepped out in costume this weekend - Kyle Richards Umansky and Mauricio Umansky hit the town as a pair of sexy cops.  I'm sorry Kyle but Mauricio is mah boo!  Call me you sexy studmuffin you!  I'm on twitter!

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Whoopsy!  How did this get in here?  This is pretty scary shit but it isn't Halloween for Linds.  Nope, just a Tuesday or something - lookin' a hot mess, waving her dirty hand around...  WASH YOUR HANDS, LINDSAY!

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Nicole Richie posted this pic to her twitter (which is actually fairly funny and entertaining).  Old school J. Lo complete with annoyingly matched Juicy track suit.

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Paris Hilton went out as She-Ra (who was the SHIT when I was a kid.)  She looked good but is still a has-been asshole.

Snooki!  RAWR!  Little meatball mofo!  Once I asked my man why guys want to bang sexy kitties so much?  He said, "They don't.  Chicks are stupid."  LOL - WORD!

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Paris Hilton Walks Out on GMA Interview

Ooooh!  Pissy!

Paris Hilton made an appearance on GMA this morning to talk about her stalker and crappy reality show but got a big dose of fuck you instead!

Dan Harris was interviewing the criminal heiress in her own home when he whipped out some q's about former bestie/current reality rival Kim K and her super successful fame-whoring, bootylicious ass.

"Do you worry at times that the people who have followed in your footsteps, like Kim Kardashian, have overshadowed you," Harris asked Hilton.  "No, not at all."   "Ever worry about your moment having passed?" pressed Harris.  Hilton uttered a shocked "Huh" and walked off!  But after throwing a "long and heated" bitchfit with her publicist she came back to continue the interview saying, "I’ve been doing this for 15 years now, so it’s been a long time. So just like any other business person or someone in the industry, it’s always important to reinvent yourself and come up with new projects."



Ugh - fade away!  Wish she would've just kept walkin'! 

And PS - where the fuck is Tinkerbell???  Does anyone even know!?!

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RIP Paris Hilton's "Career"

Paris Hilton is licking her wounds after a week of bad press and shitty ratings.

First she got verbally spanked by Whoopi and Babwa on The View, then she cancelled promotional interviews for her new reality show with lame-o explanations and then the show flopped and fell on it's ass like Snooki at da club!  The lovely Reese Witherspoon also took an indirect shot at her (and all those dumbasses with sex tapes and nekkid pics) at last night's MTV awards show but let's not drag her into this...She's better than this...

Babwa and Whoopi took shots at Paris about her non-existent charity work (remember back when she got out of the slammer she said she would change her life and become a philanthropist) and slammed her for acting cavalier about her community service.  It was good shit!  Allegedly, after the interview Daddy Hilton and Paris chewed out producers for daring to let someone call the braindead heiress on her shit...

After the interview she cancelled some two or three scheduled press events to hide her head in her stanky armpit and attend her premier party.  Her reps deny that this was because Babwa basically called her an asshole.

The ratings for her new show The World According to Paris were less than stellar, and though she is trying to blame a technical glitch (apparently the show wasn't on when it was supposed to be) it seems that, glitch or no glitch, it's over for Paris Hilton in terms of TV fame.  "Paris' second season on that MTV show where she found a new friend was a disaster and she hasn't been able to sell a magazine cover since the Kardashians arrived," a TV insider is saying.  "If the numbers remain less then the 400,000 that tuned in last week she could get pulled off the air." 

"This could be the last nail in the coffin," a senior marketing manager has been quoted as saying.  "She has been replaced by Teen Moms and Snooki. She would have been better off not doing a new reality show at all then doing one that proves no one cares."  Ouch man, wonder what it feels like to be replaced by Teen Moms and Snooki...prob about as good as it feels to run backwards through a corn field nekkid!

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The World According to Paris Trailer - Video

Perez just put up the trailer for this piss poor excuse for a show and it looks just as bad as it sounds.

Props to crazy eyes Brooke Mueller for staying sober enough to tape a few segments!  Hopefully, she's in most of the show because I ain't watchin' if it's just that dumbass Paris.

Check out this epic fuckery.

VIDEO.

Seriously, what's wrong with Brooke's eyes???

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Las Vegas DA Who Built Case Against Paris Hilton/Bruno Mars Arrested for Drugs

Remember last year...when Lindsay Lohan was rippin' around drunk as Hell, Bieber Fever was growing to strange soaring heights and Paris Hilton and Bruno Mars were being charged with possession of cocaine in Vegas?

Aw, the good old days...

Anyways, the LVDA that worked both celeb drug cases has just been busted for - wait for it - buying some motherfucking coke!  What a hyopcrite!  What is this guy?  A closeted gay Republican?

The cops saw him buying from a street dealer and arrested him on the spot.  How embarrassing dude!  Get your shit togetha!

In the words of the great Bart Simpson..."The ironing is delicious."

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Paris Hilton Starts Community Service

She is not exactly the smartest cokehead in the cokehead jar so when Paris got busted again last August for cocaine possession it wasn’t exactly a shock.  She tried the good old “it’s not mine” defence before admitting it was in a September trial and was punished with 200 hours of community service and a $2000 fine…she pisses 2000 bucks so hopefully the community service takes a toll on her.

She was spotted with the Hollywood Beautification Team to paint over the gang graffiti on the buildings.  She wore their standard yellow shirt but accessorized it with black skinny pants and matching black heels because she is mildly retarded.

Pfft - is it weird these losers show up to do community service in heels?  Don’t they realize that they’re going to be getting down and dirty?  It’s not a club sweetie, it’s punishment…but hey, they’re your huge privileged feet that’ll get blisters not mine.