Quentin Tarantino's New Movie "Django Unchained" Debuts Trailer at Comic-Con - VIDEO

Tarantino is just sooo sick!

Djnago Unchained is the latest flick to crawl out of the mind of Quentin Tarantino and it looks legit...

It's about a slave named Django (the D is silent) turned bounty hunter who must save his wife from a brutal plantation owner played by Leonardo DiCaprio.

LEO!!!

Django is played by Jamie Foxx and I think Jonah Hill may be in it but IMDB lists him without a credit.

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The movie hits theaters at Christmas.

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Lindsay Lohan Crashes Leonardo DiCaprio's Party

Party crashing bitch!

Lindsay Lohan threw her ugliest black grandmama sweater and some of her reddest red lipstick on and tried her damndest to get into Leo DiCaprio's J. Edgar Hoover party on Thursday night at the Roosevelt Hotel.  When the bouncer gave her a big HELLLL NO! she begged her washed up ass in!

Atta girl!  Never said she wasn't persistent.

Page Six reports, "Lindsay was arguing with the security to let her in, dropping every celebrity's name to get in. She could be heard saying, 'I have to go and see Leo.'"

Well we ALL have to go see Leo, ya dumb bitch.  But you can't just do it!  It's LEO!

"Eventually they let her in, but she made everybody uncomfortable. She was aggressive and random, storming around. She tried to get to Leo, but he was surrounded by his security and a posse of his friends.  Clint and Leo and Dustin Lance Black were talking, and Lindsay sent one of her aides over, demanding to get a photo with them, but security shooed them away." 

She certainly does seem "aggressive and random" but I'm confused as to what exactly a Lindsay Lohan aide is and what they do and who is Dustin Lance Black?  That's the most feminine dude's name I've ever heard.  (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

Anywho, bottom line is Lindsay still sucks and cannot just ImLindsayLohan her way into shit anymore.  She's due to turn herself in pretty soon so hopefully she washes some of the desperate stank off herself in the prison showers. 

Pull yourself together! 

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Blake Lively and Leo DiCaprio - No More???

No more Bleo???  Say it ain't so!

Leo recently took his alleged lady love Serena Van der Hobag to meet his mommy Irmelin, and things did NOT go well.

Well Blake was trying her best to impress mama Leo she couldn't quite break her shell.  Apparently, Irmelin is not a fan of Gossip Girl.

Sources report that Blake went on and on about her hit show and the fact that she sold her soul to Chanel and didn't impress.  Leo, a well-known mama's boy, takes what Irmelin says super seriously and has since dumped the blonde beauty.

Aw - poor Serena!  But shit bitch, dude is the biggest movie star on the GD planet!  Why the fuck would you try to impress his mother with tales of Chuck Bass and Karl Lagerfeld.

RIP Bleo.

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Blake Lively Nudie Pics Surface - Reps Say it Ain't Her

Okay, so I wasn't going to go there but since no one will shut up about Serena VanderHobag's supposed nudie pics I thought I'd throw my two sense in...

For those of you who live under a rock and/or could give a shit about celebs naked, pictures surfaced the other day of a supposed nekkid ass Blake Lively on the internet and almost immediately her reps came forth to deny the pics were of her.  The pics look pretty right on but I don't see the Gossip Girl doing anything so desperate since she actually has a flourishing career and may be banging the hottest and most talented dude on the planet LEO!!!  (besides JT that is - call me, boo!).

This is much more a Vanexxxa Hudgens type move... 

Anyways, I'm not going to post the pics (sorry boys - but I did look for a pic for the post where she isn't wearing much - good lookin' out, yo!) but here's the link for those of you who need to replenish your spank banks - the girl is hot.  Muy Caliente!  Even if it isn't her.

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Blake Lively and Leo DiCaprio Together? UPDATED

Maybe.

And yeah, I totally know it's a douchey move to post on a maybe thing but it's a slow day and I don't want to write about Schwarzenegger again.

So, back in November Perez Hilton's ghost writers announced that Baz Luhrmann had introduced Serena VanderHobag and the King of the World at a dinner.  Well, check this old biddy gossip out, since Leo's split with Bar Refaeli he and the blonde clothes hanger have been spotted "canoodling at the Hotel du Cap Eden Roc in Cannes over the weekend!"  Well, fuck me!  Canoodling!  I don't even know what that means so I'm going to assume it means that he banged her in France.

Anyways, Blake's Manager an insider reveals that, "She was wearing white and he was in a baseball cap. They walked around the grounds together. It looked like they were a couple."  She was wearing white!  He was in a baseball cap!

I'm so sorry that you wasted your time reading this.  My bad.

(Original Post From May 17, 2011)

UPDATE - 06/01/2011:  It appears that reports were not too far off with this one.  Recently, Blake was spotted jetting out of  hotel with I-got-fucked hair moments before DiCaprio strutted out of the same hotel doing his whole don't look at me but look at me cool guy thing!  Gasp!  I smell a new supercouple!  I'm thinking maybe Bleo or LeLake may be some good names for the newest power duo...don't steal that though!  Patent pending, bitches!

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Forbes 100 Most Powerful Celebrities

Here's our Bungled and the Botched breakdown of the list:

Heading up the rear is Desperate Housewife Teri Hatcher at #99 being edged out by her hotter, cooler co-star Eva Longoria at #81.  My main man, Eminem comes in at #71 and JLo takes a place smack dab in the middle at #50.

Whiny Real Housewife Bethenny Frankel takes a surprising spot at #42 with stupid Glenn Beck being stupid in spot #30 (thankyouverymuch Republican nutbags).  The super sad and alone Jennifer Aniston may crack a desperate smile since she's at #21 on this meaningless list and Leo made a huge jump this year to #15.  Mrawr.

The top ten include *drumroll*:

10. Superstar jock LeBron James
9.   The smarmy Simon Cowell
8.   Bon Jovi!  Nice! 
7.   Taylor Swift but Beyonce still had one of the best videos of all time!
6.   Endorsement poison and general asshat Tiger Woods
5.   New daddy Elton John
4.   U2 - because it's the 90s again???
3.   The incomparable Justin Bieber and his hair are still dominating the world
2.   Queen of the sad women Oprah (who has finally been dethroned after years at the top)
1.   And the winner of nothing but being on a stupid list in a magazine is...everyone's favorite cokehead...Lady Gaga!!!

Dear America - it's shit like this that makes other countries hate you.

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