Oh nooo!!! It finally happened, Madonna's age caught up with her.
She has been notoriously successful at keeping her mug from looking like an old bag but it appears time came marching along...and that shit marched right across her face! Don't get me wrong, I'm bitch's biggest fan, but day-um! Turns out, in hindsight, that those fillers were a BAAAD idea. I'm not talking Evita bad either, I'm talking like, making Swept Away bad!!! Still lookin' good for a 53-year-old broad who never sleeps and works 25-8 though...and her body's still sick.
Anyways, she was there to promote her new movie W.E. which got (mostly) scathing first reviews. It's a flick about that Wallis Simpson dude - the American socialite for whom King Edward VII abdicated the British throne prior to World War II (think part one of The King's Speech.)
Oh and check out this little nugget of horseshit I snatched out of the shitrags last night - InTouch Weekly says, "According to a friend, Madge won't let her 29-years-younger lover Brahim Zaibat use her, ahem, throne. Madonna doesn't even let her kids use her toilet. It's just her thing. She is very generous, but this is the one thing she doesn't want to share."
LOL who fucking cares??? She probably has more than one toilet in the house so they can go take dumps elsewhere! And who's this "friend"? Madonna could kill you with an icy stare and a Vogue, ho!!! So, shut the hell up and stay out of her shitter!
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