Her love don't cost a thing, but these tapes may cost her some legal fees. Turns out J. Lo has a problem. Back in the day when she was still Jenny from the block she married some scumbag named Ojani Noa. That, and the fact that he is threatening to release some less than flattering tapes of the booty shaking mother of twins.
If anyone still finds her in any way relevant it has come out that Ojani reportedly has tapes of the big ass superstar showing off her vadge and engaging in "other deviant behaviour". The gist of the tapes seem to be of her sans panties in Cuba exposing her lady bits in public. Oh big deal! In this day and age what gal doesn't flash a little crotch every now and then?
Pfft - Kidding! Put it away ladies! I want to see your bald beavers about as much as I want to see a Verne Troyer sex tape. Panties are a pretty rad invention and should be worn in public at least 99 per cent of the time...And definitely worn if you're a sexy celeb who may or may not be trying to take over the world from behind an empire of booty shorts and cheap perfumes.
She's stopped some other tapes from surfacing before from this obviously pretty douchey dude, so these'll probably be blocked as well. God, men are such money-hungry pervs!
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