So lying, plastic-surgery freak Heidi is taking self defense so she can protect herself when she is at home or out. She's training to be a black belt in Wing Tsun which her trainer said is somewhat of a no holds barred type of fighting - think dirty fighting - where anything goes.
That know-it-all bitch Wikipedia describes it quite differently and even goes on to say that there are no black belts in the art of Wing Tsun but whatevs - Heidi is clearly batty as Hell and she obviously doesn't have a clue about anything. She tends to make up things like that her album will be bigger than Thriller, Spencer is not a bad guy, I need freakish monster boobs implanted to be a star...the crazy just oozes out of her.
And just who is she protecting herself from? Her non-existent Fans? The Star Whackers? Lauren Conrad??? Come on, you dopey bitch! Save some cash on self defense lessons and spend it on the stripper shoes you're gonna need when you have to hit the pole in a few years!
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