Avril Lavigne and Brody Jenner in Brawl - The Aftermath

So in case you missed it (hit the link), Avril Lavigne did her best impersonation of a punk rock chick and got into a fight with some random at the Roosevelt the other night - she was with mah boo her boyfriend Brody Jenner and he broke up the fight (taking a bottle to his head for the efforts), stayed when she took off and talked to the popo afterwards.  Well, now Avril and some witnesses are piping up about what went down that fateful night at da club.

Lavigne says, "I don't fight. I don't believe in it. To clear things up I got attacked by 5 people last night out of nowhere. Not cool. My face is fucked."  Haha!  So succinct!  My piss poor luck is that her face is not sooo fucked that Brody would leave her and come be my boyfriend...but aye, that's a wet daydream for another time...

She added, "As in black eye, bloody nose, hair ripped out, scratches, bruises and cuts. So not ok to be abusive to others. Violence is NEVER the answer."

Amen sista!  I am soooo sick of this wealthy white girl on wealthy white girl violence!  Where are their It Gets Better videos!?!?

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One source is very adamant that, "Brody and Avril didn't do anything to start the fight ... [it was] just a bunch of drunk people getting out of hand," and another source (who peeped the fight) says Brody's attacker appeared drunk before the ruckus and was "running his mouth for no reason."  Apparently, the guy who smashed my beloved in the head with a beer bottle was talking a LOT of trash before things got violent.  He even called mah Brody a "douche!"

Bastard!  YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS A DOUCHE!

When the guy hit Brody with the bottle that's when all hell broke loose.  Bottle hitter's friends rushed in and attacked both Avril and Brody - Avril got pretty banged up and mah Brody got stitches. 

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God help that bastard if mah Brody's face is damaged!  I can go gangsta bitch in about 60 seconds - 30 if I've been drinking.

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