12.01.2010

DWTS Wants Lindsay Lohan for Next Season

Oh okay...keep dreaming!

Radar Online is reporting that Dancing With The Stars wants LiLo to samba her troubles away along with whatever other loser C-List celebs they cast next season.  Pfft - the girl can dance but I don't think she's desperate enough to go for this...almost, but not quite.  Most of the past booty shakers have been pretty lamestream names (aside from The Hoff) it's mostly a bungle of people like Joey "Whoa" Lawrence and Lil' Kim.

The perk is that the craptastic show pays a whopper of a salary, especially for its top brass.  She could most likely wipe out most of her debt with the gig.  Her debt and what's left of her dignity of course.

Best to avoid this like it's a lesbian coke dealer.  No good can come from either.

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