Yes it may be true, the angst-ridden, raccoon-eyed, pantsless, foul-mouthed Taylor Momsen is supposedly on a hiatus from being one of the resident biotches on Gossip Girl.
Man, I can't wait until she grows up a bit and realizes how stupid she is.
Little J would probably rather be out flashing her underage tittays while rockin' out with her band, The Pretty Reckless anyway - reports are saying she only does GG for the money and doesn't really care about the show.
Stripper shoes are pricey yo!
It is also being speculated that her rider includes having a full bar in her dressing room. What dumbass 17-year-old puts that in her rider? Right, one who wants to look like a badass. God, my eyes hurt from rolling them at her so much.
We all get it, you're a rebel - you're angry - everyone can go fuck themselves, right? Only thing we don't get is what your underage future porn star ass is rebelling against...it's so hard being rich and pretty and on a hit show...it must be agony being her! I'm surprised she can even get up in the morning.
These are what I call princess problems. So cover those boobies up and stop talking about how much you love your vibrator you dumb jerk. And put on some damn pants! I don't even care what kind of pants...blue jeans, black jeans, any jeans, fuck put on some leggings for all I care. I hear Lindsay has a line of those...
Man, I can't wait until she grows up a bit and realizes how stupid she is.
Little J would probably rather be out flashing her underage tittays while rockin' out with her band, The Pretty Reckless anyway - reports are saying she only does GG for the money and doesn't really care about the show.
Stripper shoes are pricey yo!
It is also being speculated that her rider includes having a full bar in her dressing room. What dumbass 17-year-old puts that in her rider? Right, one who wants to look like a badass. God, my eyes hurt from rolling them at her so much.
We all get it, you're a rebel - you're angry - everyone can go fuck themselves, right? Only thing we don't get is what your underage future porn star ass is rebelling against...it's so hard being rich and pretty and on a hit show...it must be agony being her! I'm surprised she can even get up in the morning.
These are what I call princess problems. So cover those boobies up and stop talking about how much you love your vibrator you dumb jerk. And put on some damn pants! I don't even care what kind of pants...blue jeans, black jeans, any jeans, fuck put on some leggings for all I care. I hear Lindsay has a line of those...
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