Denny's (which is disgusting anyhow if you ask me) has introduced even more disgustingness in the form of a "Let's Get Cheesy" menu that boasts 8 items with more calories than the chicken on chicken orgy that IS the infamous Double Down sammwich. Let's see what they've got, shall we?
They've got the Mac 'n Cheese Big Daddy Patty Melt, which is "a hand-pressed beef patty topped with [their] NEW creamy Mac ‘n Cheese, melted Cheddar cheese and zesty Frisco sauce (Editor's note: what the fuck is Frisco sauce?) on grilled potato bread. Served with a side of [their] wavy-cut French fries." Here's a little tidbit - this particular dish has more calories than 3 Big Macs! 3 fucking Big Macs!!!
They're also offering the Winner Winner Cheesy Dinner, defined as "Two golden-fried chopped beef steaks covered in Pepper Jack cheese sauce. Served with a side of [their] NEW creamy Mac ‘n Cheese, broccoli topped with cheese sauce and dinner bread. This is one dish that truly lives up to its name." Oh and just so you guys know, you can order extra "ooze" (which I assume is MORE cheese) for a reasonable 69 cents more! Check around - you can't beat those ooze prices!!!
I'll spare you the rest of the cheesy entrees as I don't work for Velveeta or whatever but the cheesestravaganza of a menu is here.
Hey Denny's! There IS such a thing as too much cheese! Just so you know...because your acting like a stupid, irresponsible douchebag who doesn't.
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