David Hasselhoff was on Britain's Got Talent? Who knew?
Well he's not anymore...that's right! These mofos are hassling the Hoff!!!
An insider says, "David was a great booking at the time. We thought he'd bring loads of laughs and warmth but it didn't work out. He was fun but had no connection with the acts. The panel lacked sparkle and it was reflected in the acts that went through."
They also say that the Hoff had difficulty understanding contestants' accents which made things awkward. Honestly, I get down with a little British Wife Swap from time to time and sometimes the accent is hard to understand - but it's not my job to crush Brit's dreams - it was Hasselhoff's - and apparently he sucked ballz at it, so he got the can.
I don't think it was too coo' to say he "lacked sparkle" though! That motherfucker SHINES when he's on!!!
Every. Single. Time.
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