Isn't this chick a reaaal treat?
In the wake of the release of those anti-climactic emails from her idiot mother Sarah, Bristol's upcoming book is now making headlines as excerpts from her memoir have surfaced. TMZ has a few of the literary gems and, in my opinion, they make her look like a complete asshole.
Apparently, she was wasted on wine coolers (note women - just because it has wine in it doesn't make it classy), she woke up (probably nekkid and hungover) and could not remember a thing about her night of teenage passion, and when our little princess woke up ... Levi had peaced out!
"Bristol says she and Levi used condoms, but she got knocked up anyway. Levi's reaction when she broke the news -- 'Better be a fucking boy.'"
Momma Grizzly or pitbull with lipstick or hockey mom or whatever was "shocked" because she had no clue Bristol was
The lovely Bristol goes on to say Levi cheated on her all the time and came home drunk with hickeys on his neck. Um, then maybe it's best not to bang the drunk, hickey-covered, bumpkin cheater that stumbles home smelling like country cootch...seriously, like I think common sense stepped outta here about five minutes ago...
Bristol finally ended things when Levi came home one night reekin' of booze and slutty high schoolers and told her he got another ho pregnant (I'm paraphrasing there)...and get this - Levi named his other bastard kid Bentley, which was her first choice when they were naming Tripp! This guy slays me!
Anyways, the book comes out Tuesday and Levi's best seller is out in fall. And as far as I know, Sarah Palin is still on a bus.
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