Angelina Pivarnick Is Knocked Up

The Staten Island Dump is preggers!  Good for her!

If there's one thing I'm always thinking when I ponder the fate of the Jersey Shore gals it's why aren't more of them mothers?  Pfft.

David Kovacs (that guy she may or may not be fake engaged to) is the one who forgot the condom father but sources are speculating that there may be trouble in (ahem) paradise because he has supposedly called off the fake engagement yet again.  She's damaged goods, yo!

We'll see how this goes, she's not exactly known for sticking it out - she's the one known for getting the Hell out when things get rough.

I say give the kid to Snooki because, as she told the cops as she was carted away to jail bombed outta her tree, she's a "good fucking person!"  Oh and also, she's a NY Times best-selling author and Rutgers key speaker.  She'll raise the kid on her core values of pickles and bronzer.

Natch.

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