Apparently, two brainiacs from Oklahoma were caught stealing $2600 worth of crap from a TJ Maxx and hiding the goods in their body fat! Nasty!
According to the NY Post, "Ailene Brown, 28, and Shmeco Thomas, 37, were nabbed by a TJ Maxx staffer as they tried to roll four pairs of boots, three pairs of jeans, a wallet and some gloves in the creases under their breasts and across their bellies."
Boots?!? Who the Hell can fit boots into their body fat? Do you know how fat you have to be to hide boots in your rolls? That's like, circus freak fat!
Anyway, the reign of terror is over and the two have been arrested. They face felony charges and of course, the standard public humiliation of being so fat they could hide $2600 worth of merch in the fat under their boobs and armpits. For a pic of the greedy beasts click here.
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