In more crazy pants news from Florida, some naked dude who was sitting in a lawn chair across the street from a burning building is now the top suspect in the fire. Because, you know, if you see some naked porch monkey pointing and laughing at a fire - he probably set it.
No arrests have been made but the Miami residents who live there said something didn't seem right about the shady guy. Ha - you think?
One resident said the nude-lawn-chair-sitting man "...was on his porch butt-naked and laughing at the whole thing."
I'll agree it's pretty suspicious however, what kind of a world are we living in that a man can't sit naked in a lawn chair on his own porch, laughing at the misfortune of others, without being harassed by the police?!?
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