11.30.2010

Lady Gaga Already Big Pimpin' New Album

While playing to a Poland crowd of her clueless zombie followers "Little Monsters" Gaga revealed that her new album is going to be "the best album of the decade."

Hmmm - it's 2010 so it better be pretty effing hot to say that!  I have to say when an artist says shit like this about themselves they're usually wrong...remember Coldplay?  Best song ever recorded my ass!

She also spewed some of her famous pro-freedom speech saying “the funny thing is that some people have reduced freedom to a brand, they think that it’s trendy now to be free.  They think it’s trendy to be excited about your identity, when in truth there is nothing trendy about ‘Born this Way.’”

Um, excuse me?  Her whole schtick is trend-driven!  If she were any trendier she would possibly explode and die of it.  The 20 song album is going to be released in 2011 so wait and see, her monsters will gobble it up like it's air, but for the rest of us, it's just 20 trendy ass songs too long.

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