11.23.2010

Bristol Palin gets Third on DWTS Finale - No One Reported Dead...Yet

I don't know what's worse, her losing or her winning, I'm so confused!  Why oh why is life so complicated?

On the one hand, you just know the tea party crazies are planning some badass revenge on the liberal, socialist  bastards who are obviously to blame for this atrocity (if I were Tina Fey I'd be in hiding right now).  But on the other hand the Palin haters are shooting up their TVs and having standoffs with SWAT teams.

Me?  I don't really care to be honest, I only blog about the dumbass because it's just too damn easy.  As news reports start to trickle in of how the forever-split Americans are going to handle this we'll see what madness ensues.  Maybe nothing will happen - who the eff knows?  It's so hard to tell what the Hell sets off these talcum-powder mailing fanatics, all I know is now finally we can move on to more important things - like Season 3 of Jersey Shore, booyah!

(Oh yeah and for those of you who are actually into watching the show you should be ashamed of yourselves Jennifer Grey won.)

Turns out the age-old saying is true, NOBODY puts Baby in a corner!  Not even a Levi-banging ass from Alaska and her dopey power-hungry mother.

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