Bungled and the Botched

Boom!  Royal baby in da howssssse! The world (and by the world I mean the media) has been waiting with bated breathe for the Duchess of...

This is sad...my ma was a nurse, they work HARD for long hours!     TMZ is reporting that the two Aussie DJs, Mel Greig and Michael C...

Blimey!  Everyone is losing their shit over THIS one! Prince William and Pippa's ass's sister are with child!  A new royal is...

Omigod!  Omigod!  Omigod! PRINCE WANNABANG IS NAKED! While partying in Vegas Friday night, Prince Harry played a game of strip pool w...

Uncle Karl is one sassy bitch! The Chanel pimp is pretty famous for saying crazy shit about anyone and everybody (remember when he ca...

Not on my watch, fuck you very much! Ugh, this stupid girl is allegedly trying to bang Prince Harry and steal the princess crown that is ...

Love me some Prince Harry! The most bangable prince in all the land is in Jamaica and while attending the Diamond Jubilee Tour (I like th...

Awww!  I hope not (insert frowny sad kitty face). You know, I don't ask for much, man.  All I friggin' want is chinese food every...

Oh BabaWawa!  You crazy bitch!  Just makin' up lists and tellin' us who to be fascinated by each year!  I love it, girl - Don't...

...But it better not be ready to mingle with Prince Hot Ginge! For realz.  I'll cut a bitch. Pippa and her perfect behind are back ...

Drool! Prince Harry, the sexiest bitch to come out of the UK since David Beckham, helped out some dumb chick who got thrown into a pool f...

Sup Kelly Osbourne's newly skinny ass lately???  She's spreading the hate around like a Real Housewife of New York! First she got...

Because nowadays it's ALL about Pippa's ass!  It's the Angelina Jolie of asses...blindingly perfect yet mysterious in its beaut...

That's what that damn rag UsWeekly has on its cover. It was only a matter of time until, after the Royal wedding, we would allege tha...

Ladies and gentlemen, meet the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge...  The world watched with baited breath as Catherine and Wills got hitched a...

Wanna see something awesome?  And by awesome I mean in a 12-year-old-thinking-something-is-supercool-sort-of-way? Check out this amazing ...

Well let's just all piss ourselves right now why don't we?  Please. The stupid random jelly bean was found by Wesley Hosie, 25 of...

That is the question!  And I'm pretty sure the answer is not effin' likely! Back in the day, before Britney shaved her head and M...

Hell no!  It's not even like they're nice, pretty Princess Di-ish panties either - they're bigass, stained granny panties!  Yuc...

Babawawa knows what's interesting - that is if you're older than dirt and asking incompetent interns to let you know who they find f...