This is a Shady Ass Video About How NOT to Get Raped or Murdered

This is so weird!

Now, like anyone else, I DO prefer to NOT get raped or murdered when I go out on the town but some of the suggestions this Karate guy is giving are whack with a capital whatthefuck...

Step one is to gross out your attacker.  He suggests urinating or pooping all over yourself.

Step two is to beat the hell outta him.

Step three is to bite off his penis.

I'm sorry what?

Check out the video...



Toldja it was weird!  lol

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