Lady Gaga Says Dead Alexander McQueen Wrote Born This Way and That She Has Never Had Plastic Surgery...

 ...Yeah, except for on her fucking face!

Just kiddin'.  But check out this horseshit interview!

Gaga on plastic surgery: 

"I have never had plastic surgery, and there are many pop singers who have.  How many models and actresses do you see on magazine covers who have brand-new faces and have had plastic surgery, while I myself have never had any plastic surgery?"  Puh-lease!  Get over yourself!

On moving from NYC to Hollywood: 

"I put my toe in that water, and it was a Kegel-exercise vaginal reaction where I clenched and had to retract immediately.  I ran furiously back to New York, to my old apartment, and I hung out with my friends, and I went to the same bars."  How...vivid? 

Gaga on Alexander McQueen:

She says she believes the late designer has been channeling his spirit through her work since his February 2010 death.  "I think he planned the whole thing: Right after he died, I wrote Born This Way, I think he's up in heaven with fashion strings in his hands, marionetting away, planning this whole thing."  Gaga then lied also said it was purely by coincidence that the hit single was released on February 11, 2011 - on the one-year anniversary of McQueen's death. "When I heard that, I knew he planned the whole damn thing," Gaga said. "I didn't even write the f**king song! He did!"

Whoa there!  Slow your crazy!  I'm not sure of much but I am pretty damn sure that Alexander McQueen had absolutely NOTHING to do with writing your crappy dance song neither/nor is he, at all, in any way channeling his spirit through your work!  That's like if I just said, "I am a reindeer because they have horns and the alien got let out of the closet yesterday" and just being all what? about how fucked up it is to just speak gibberish! 

We no speakin' the same language...

Anyway - after that stellar review - for those of you who are still feelin' it the issue hits newsstands on April 26.

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