Bungled and the Botched

Damn that Jessica Biel and her ass that won't quit!  Damn them both to hell! It makes me sad that so shortly after hearing the hear...

Image Via www.thatgrapejuice.net Last night the Metropolitan Museum of Art was awash with the beautiful people in all their finest gear....

Jessica Biel's engagement ring has hit the web... Justin Timberlake proposed to the stupid shelf ass in January but she hadn't bee...

Stupid Jessica Biel...If he's gonna marry anyone, it should be that sassy pants Cameron Diaz!  Ignore the man arms!  Those aren't a...

Oh snap!  It's all Dave's Top Ten up in here!  Minus five...and Paul Schaeffer... But I digress!  Let's take a look at the to...

In the immortal words of Kurt Vonnegut... And so it goes. So it looks like Justin Timberlake and his fine ass have taken back Jessica B...

Oh who the eff know what's going on here now???  I can't keep up.  Can you guys keep up?  One minute he's grabbin Jackie Burkha...

Apparently, no one! Tila Tequila's website AKA MySpace is still up for sale and, in the saddest story I have heard since that mutant ...

Wait a minute.  I think I just hallucinated for a second...is Perez reporting that uber-talented JT is rolling with Ashley Olsen?  Shit, ...

According to People.com Justin Timberlake's fine ass and Jessica Biel's shelf ass are no longer united in asstastic celebrity union...

Justin Timberlake - a man so hot his name should only be spoken in a hushed whisper - hurt his leg last Wednesday on the set of his new movi...

Possibly the hottest man on the planet Justin Timberlake is taking a break from being awesome to try and nab an Oscar for his work in the f...